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Your first moves in the Zombie Apocalypse

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  1. Contempt black belt in couch-fu

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    I meant the bar. I guess you didn't get the reference.
     
  2. thetruth2709 Red Belt

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    hmmm I love my family but in that type of extreme live or death scenario...hmm nah sorry but you are on your own, maybe just make sure I leave them in the safest way possible but wife and I alone have a better chance of survival... I live in the city so probably I would get out of the city and go to an isolated area, I would try to get together with people who have guns and create a fort of some type
     
  3. Billthebutcher Butcher Belt

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    I call my buddy here, he torches all zombies.

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  4. Fatality Brown Belt

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    Probably take over the nearest police station then start hording hot chicks for my harem.
     
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  5. horc00 Black Belt

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    My pets look forward to it
     
  6. Tone C Gold Belt

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    Well , if I'm at home and everyone is in I probably just barricade the doors initially...
     
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    Grab a bunch of cold weapons to hack at zombies and go live in a forrest probably
     
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  8. Scrody Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    I'd be in trouble if it started now, I'm drunk.
     
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  9. Scrody Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    You only got six or seven shots. Get one of these for when it's real.
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  10. Scrody Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    What do you have to offer the fort?
     
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  11. Tone C Gold Belt

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    He puts out ?
     
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  13. thetruth2709 Red Belt

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    lol I know you dont know me and we are just talking shit here but since you ask, I know I have the type of personal skills that I will easily make friends with the tough people with guns and not only that but I would take some type of political position among a group of people so Im pretty confident I would actually be one of the people who organize the formation of the fort
     
  14. Scrody Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Yeah, you're not allowed in the fort. Too many thoughts.
     
  15. ThulsaDooom Brown Belt

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    Do my best to find a Latina and a black chick, both with ample breasts and juicy asses, for a threesome.
     
  16. Contempt black belt in couch-fu

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    Are they both zombies?
     
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  17. ThulsaDooom Brown Belt

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    An interesting query I had not considered. I'm going to lean towards no. They must be human because I do like a woman who is active and not just a hole. I think fear would overcome me if cornered by two curvy zombie babes and kill the erection.
     
  18. PG29 red0 Jr Brown Belt

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    I would need more information as what stage we are in.

    Assuming it started in China and was being reported in California or New York first, but people in suburban IL were not freaking out and looting yet; I would gather my firearms and ammo, my generators, tools, etc. Load my RV with supplies and extra gas and head towards my place in the UP of Michigan.
     
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    yeah most of us are...
     
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  20. SammyPops Steel Belt

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    Friend of mine has a dairy fram about 2 hour drive .... as long as I can get out of the city.
     

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