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Your first moves in the Zombie Apocalypse

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  1. Kryptt Dead Belt Platinum Member

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  2. Otto! Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    Lock up, load up the guns and start keeping watch. There’s always enough food in the house to stretch for a couple months, and there are hundreds of square miles of woods behind my house if we need to bug out on our ATVs.

    If you’re in a city you’re pretty much screwed.
     
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  3. Cubo de Sangre President of the War Room

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    Loot the nearest convenience store while the wife loads up every magazine in the house.
     
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  4. Travis Alexander Amateur Fighter

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    I would start by taking over the luxury towers in which I currently live (should be easy since the armed security that works here I’ve been super cool with for a while)… then I would start using my reach with friends that have literal armories of weaponry to help me fortify and do supply runs.

    Essentially, I would start my campaign as the fucking KING of Los Angeles!
     
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  5. steeldragon Green Belt

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    Raid the supermarket up the road. Then bunker in my home and fortify it. Clean all my sinks and bathtubs fill them with water with my pots and pans for a water source.

    Btw in Australia no guns here
     
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  6. steeldragon Green Belt

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    How big is your playboy and penthouse collection. Jk
     
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  7. HARRISON_3 Steel Belt

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    Throw a jerk, order a pizza, pop in a flick.

    In that order.
     
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  8. witt1021 Green Belt

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    go to my dads. middle of nowhere. spring fed well, stocked cellar with canned goods. deep freezer full of meat. have generators to power said deep freeze and a fuel farm with 2 1500 gallon fuel tanks to keep generators going. i just gotta make it there when shit does happen.
     
  9. Jack Fiddler Purple Belt Platinum Member

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    There it is
     
  10. Jack Fiddler Purple Belt Platinum Member

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    It's like the beginning of promethius for most of you
     
  11. FyrFytr998 Dig Your Way Out (2021)

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    Subjects don't own cannons.........;) So you must be talking about your 'Murican' castle with Gators in them.
     
  12. Sonny Qc 86,425 Likes

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    I'll go to my favorite Bar
    With this
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    And I'll wait.
     
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  13. Contempt black belt in couch-fu

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    I've got a big house with heaps of food and water, booze, zombie resistant shutters over the windows and easily reinforced entry points.

    Soon to come will be solar, batteries and a large water tank.

    I'm going home, reinforcing several points then just chilling with a nice glass of wine.
     
  14. Contempt black belt in couch-fu

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    The Winchester?
     
  15. Sonny Qc 86,425 Likes

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    Guns are hard to get in Canada my friend.
    Gotta go with what former biker dad gave ya.
     
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  16. Kyler Ruxin Belt Belt

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    drink beers, go outside, get bitten. From what I've seen in movies and tv, surviving that shit seems like ton of work with no reward. Best to just join the winning team from the start.
     
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  17. Kyler Ruxin Belt Belt

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  18. Sonny Qc 86,425 Likes

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    Ahhh

    I'm dumb.
     
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  19. Anung Un Rama Idol of Millions Platinum Member

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    1. Start a thread
    2. Add a poll
    3. take a shower
    4. check thread - throw a like or add a comment to keep it on the front page
    5. check the fridge
    6. fuck it, order pizza
    7. check thread
    I'm not letting no zombie apocalypse change the routine I've grown accustomed to
     
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  20. Sonny Qc 86,425 Likes

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    I'll bring the booze....
     
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