Your first moves in the Zombie Apocalypse

[WhiskyJack]

It kicks off now, without warning. News reports coming in all over about the infected.

What do you do.

What do you do.

First thing, grab my go bag, ammo, rifle, pistols.
Load up vehicle.
Check up on family have them all get to the closest spot we can for rendezvous, if not tell them to follow Check list and hole up with friends.
Drive to the local NG armory and jack a up armored humvee.
Edit: raid Dicks sporting goods and bimart
Go to mountains with family, commandeer ranch near me, build palisaded wall.
Scavenge
Profit.

 

[HereticBD]

Lock my doors and turn the lights off. Same thing I do with Jehovah's Witnesses.

This ain't my first rodeo.

 

[Bornstarch]

 

[Satan's Daddy.]

Hijack a cop car.

 

[genecop]

Head to Israel and try to find the origin of the Apocalypse, then Expose myself to Covid thereby becoming invisible to the Zombies..
Then Start a thread on SD in Mayberry and explain how I saved the world..

 

[THE Red Beard]

I'm going to give my Sherbros a secret that will be critical. Instead of hitting up a hospital for medical supplies...vets have many of the same things you'd need. Also, they won't be as mobbed as hospitals.

 

[Smokes]

Take over a

I'm going to give my Sherbros a secret that will be critical. Instead of hitting up a hospital for medical supplies...vets have many of the same things you'd need. Also, they won't be as mobbed as hospitals.

You want me to bum rush the people that have really been to war already and just take their shit from them? Naw. I rather just fuck up some class nerds at the hospitals.

 

[WhiskyJack]

I'm going to give my Sherbros a secret that will be critical. Instead of hitting up a hospital for medical supplies...vets have many of the same things you'd need. Also, they won't be as mobbed as hospitals.

Thats a damn good tip

 

[WhiskyJack]

Take over a


You want me to bum rush the people that have really are been to war already and just take their shit from them? Naw. I rather just fuck up some class nerds at the hospitals.

He's talking about the animal doctors lol

 

[THE Red Beard]

Take over a


You want me to bum rush the people that have really are been to war already and just take their shit from them? Naw. I rather just fuck up some class nerds at the hospitals.

Spoiler

 

[THE Red Beard]

Thats a damn good tip

I have a legit team of people that will all have roles in this. Years of planning...not for zombies really but an end of the world situation. Red will make it...

 

[Smokes]

He's talking about the animal doctors lol

Haha. I thought he was talking about rushing the VA and grabbing their shit.

 

[THE Red Beard]

Haha. I thought he was talking rushing the VA and grabbing their shit.

I thought you were joking...

 

[koquerelle]

I wouldn't want to spend my life running, so I go to the house down the street where the twat has a Harley and I beat the shit out of him.

 

[crabmeat]

Lock my doors and turn the lights off. Same thing I do with Jehovah's Witnesses.

This ain't my first rodeo.

For my area, it's the Mormons. I've seen these guys riding their bikes in some pretty shitty areas. Look at this guy. There isn't an ounce of fear in him:

 

[elreece]

deck myself out in full motorbike leathers and full face helmet and laugh at all the pussy zombies not being able to bite me through literal armor.

Ill then carry on my day maybe have a pull I dunno what ever.

 

[Horus]

I'd go to the war room so they could tell me that it's not happening and that I'm weapons grade stupid for believing it is. Oh and see the mental gymnastics on how Trump caused it if it was to happen

 

[LATEXXX COMMANDO]

 

[Takes_Two_To_Tango]

Live in a small city like enclosed area like the one in the game The Last of Us Part II.

 

[fingercuffs]

It kicks off now, without warning. News reports coming in all over about the infected.

What do you do.

What do you do.

First thing, grab my go bag, ammo, rifle, pistols.
Load up vehicle.
Check up on family have them all get to the closest spot we can for rendezvous, if not tell them to follow Check list and hole up with friends.
Drive to the local NG armory and jack a up armored humvee.
Edit: raid Dicks sporting goods and bimart
Go to mountains with family, commandeer ranch near me, build palisaded wall.
Scavenge
Profit.

I'm British and as you yanks know we all live in castles. I'd pull up the drawbridge, and man the canons. The crocodiles in my moat would have a field day with them.