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Your first moves in the Zombie Apocalypse

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Jack Fiddler, Oct 13, 2021 at 5:30 PM.

  1. Jack Fiddler Purple Belt Platinum Member

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    It kicks off now, without warning. News reports coming in all over about the infected.

    What do you do.

    What do you do.

    First thing, grab my go bag, ammo, rifle, pistols.
    Load up vehicle.
    Check up on family have them all get to the closest spot we can for rendezvous, if not tell them to follow Check list and hole up with friends.
    Drive to the local NG armory and jack a up armored humvee.
    Edit: raid Dicks sporting goods and bimart
    Go to mountains with family, commandeer ranch near me, build palisaded wall.
    Scavenge
    Profit.
     
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  2. HereticBD Plutonium Belt

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    Lock my doors and turn the lights off. Same thing I do with Jehovah's Witnesses.

    This ain't my first rodeo.
     
  3. Bornstarch Holy Paladin

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  4. Satan's Daddy. Black Belt Platinum Member

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    Hijack a cop car.
     
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  5. genecop Gold Belt

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    Head to Israel and try to find the origin of the Apocalypse, then Expose myself to Covid thereby becoming invisible to the Zombies..
    Then Start a thread on SD in Mayberry and explain how I saved the world..
     
  6. Red Beard Red Belt

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    I'm going to give my Sherbros a secret that will be critical. Instead of hitting up a hospital for medical supplies...vets have many of the same things you'd need. Also, they won't be as mobbed as hospitals.
    <seedat>
     
  7. Smokes Red Belt

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    Take over a
    You want me to bum rush the people that have really been to war already and just take their shit from them? Naw. I rather just fuck up some class nerds at the hospitals.
     
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  8. Jack Fiddler Purple Belt Platinum Member

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    Thats a damn good tip
     
  9. Jack Fiddler Purple Belt Platinum Member

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    He's talking about the animal doctors lol
     
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  10. Red Beard Red Belt

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    <[analyzed}>



    <{jackyeah}>
     
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  11. Red Beard Red Belt

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    I have a legit team of people that will all have roles in this. Years of planning...not for zombies really but an end of the world situation. Red will make it...
     
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    Haha. I thought he was talking about rushing the VA and grabbing their shit.
     
  13. Red Beard Red Belt

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    I thought you were joking...
     
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  14. koquerelle Silver Belt

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    I wouldn't want to spend my life running, so I go to the house down the street where the twat has a Harley and I beat the shit out of him.
     
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    For my area, it's the Mormons. I've seen these guys riding their bikes in some pretty shitty areas. Look at this guy. There isn't an ounce of fear in him:
    [​IMG]
     
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    deck myself out in full motorbike leathers and full face helmet and laugh at all the pussy zombies not being able to bite me through literal armor.

    Ill then carry on my day maybe have a pull I dunno what ever.
     
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  17. Horus Banned Banned

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    I'd go to the war room so they could tell me that it's not happening and that I'm weapons grade stupid for believing it is. Oh and see the mental gymnastics on how Trump caused it if it was to happen
     
  18. Smelloflove ‏‏‎ ‎ Platinum Member

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  19. MXZT Silver Belt Platinum Member

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    Live in a small city like enclosed area like the one in the game The Last of Us Part II.
     
  20. fingercuffs Bills Mafia Platinum Member

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    I'm British and as you yanks know we all live in castles. I'd pull up the drawbridge, and man the canons. The crocodiles in my moat would have a field day with them.
     
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