I boned a fatty once.
Oh yeah, you said and I quote "It was like fucking a waterbed."
I boned a fatty once.
Oh yeah, you said and I quote "It was like fucking a waterbed."
well there's clean and there's drunk clean
did you really clean it all up or did he notice something fishy later? i.e. smell or stains?
i wish someone would give me free weed
Colorado must be so nice.,
Never happened. Unless you call throwing money away at strip clubs charitable. The last time I was fucked I threw up in a black cab and had to pay a
I can't think of any, and I drink far too much
fuck
well I did make out with a fat chick once because she liked me and I felt bad.. but I was confused because this was five minutes after making out with an ugly chick, which ended abruptly because I suddenly puked during a brief pause
fuck
everytime i end up with the fat chick when im drunk, i'm doing the world a service by taking one off the boards, at least for an hour