Your favourite movies rewritten to have MMA fights in them

[SugarKrok]

How would some of your favourite movies be changed if a few MMA fights were written into them?

I enjoy the Lion King. I’d have Ronda Rousey arm bar Mufasa instead of him dying.

 

[mb23100]

After he chops them off King Arthur RNC's the Black Knight with his own arms.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Ellen Ripley could've easily guillotined the alien queen with the way that bitch was sticking out its neck trying to attack with its mini me tongue. Ripley could use the guillotine to roll into mount position and finish it off. She could even grab the tail with her free hand and still choke out the alien queen with one arm like Rockhold did to Bisping



If Johnny Lawrence knew some MMA he could've gone in with an ankle pick while Daniel LaRusso was hobbling around on one leg. The ankle pick: if do right, no can defense

 

[Excelsior]

Godzilla traps Kong in a twister, and heat-rays him at point blank range.

 

[Sweater of AV]

When Brad Pitt asks what's in the box, I'd have Shinya Aoki pop out like the dude in Ocean's Eleven, break everyone's arm, and give them the finger.

 

[milliniar]

The narrator vs Tyler durden.
Puts himself in a triangle....

 

[MC Paul Barman]

They would no longer be my favorite movies if this were to happen

 

[blaseblah]

Rocky would be better as an mma movie because his lack of head movement and boxing defense would be more realistic.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

James Deen smashes Liya Silver from behind and technical subs her with a RNC.

 

[Two Crows]

The narrator vs Tyler durden.
Puts himself in a triangle....

I think I ran into a disturbing gif of that on 4chan once.

 

[Smokes]

Let me have Shawshank redemption with Anderson being Morgan and Conor as Tim and Dana as the warden.

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

Mr Schindler arm bars hitler to Bolivia