Your favourite dumb criminal??

[HIMBOB]

Basically who is your favourite dumb criminal and why?

Links helpful.


Mine is this guy

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/man-found-with-homemade-gun-at-sydney-police-station-20140509-zr7z3.html

Basically he was wanting for questioning at the police station, so he came on down got charged with the case he was wanted for questioning.

When they searched him they found he had come to questioning with a homemade gun, silencer, knife and a bag of meth.

Fucking genius.

 

[Blayt7hh]

Wow, I wonder if it could actually fire.

 

[Kevin Rudd]

OJ, the guy beat a murder wrap and then decides to rob someone at gunpoint and is now serving 20.

 

[Henry Swanson]

That chick and her bf who murdered her ex boyfriend after they found out he won the lottery. They apparently killed him and stole his wallet thinking he would be walking around with 1 million dollars in his pocket or something.

 

[Err]

Moussaoui was pretty funny. They called him the Barney Fife of Al Qaeda because he was such a moron. He kept pleading not guilty and then recanting it and saying he is guilty. He just didn't know.

 

[Cheese]

This dude and every time I read the story I laugh my ass off.

http://www.wired.com/2011/07/hacking-neighbor-from-hell/

 

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[neverwas]

I saw a video of a guy trying to do smash and grab,he threw the block at the only toughened glass window in the store, the block bounced off,hit him in the head and knocked him out.

 

[dildos]

This dude and every time I read the story I laugh my ass off.

http://www.wired.com/2011/07/hacking-neighbor-from-hell/

lol this made me laugh. good find.

 

[Street Level]

This dude and every time I read the story I laugh my ass off.

http://www.wired.com/2011/07/hacking-neighbor-from-hell/

Wow, thats incredibly scary that someone can do that kind of stuff to you. Could have ruined his career as a lawyer.

 

[Street Level]

The fucking guy who put shaving cream alllllllll over his face to rob a bank then waits in line to walk up to a teller. I lol every time I think about it.

 

[jmadtx]

recently the irish car bomber who forgot to set his clock for daylight savings time and blew up an hour before the bomb was supposed to go off

 

[Organic Damage]

The fucking guy who put shaving cream alllllllll over his face to rob a bank then waits in line to walk up to a teller. I lol every time I think about it.

hahaha

 

[Wrath621]

Teen talked out of robbing sex shop after being offered a job... then arrested after he put his REAL name on the application.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...hop-offered-job-putting-real-application.html

 

[Jballer]

My cousin worked at Mcdonalds many years ago and told me this story;

Him and a couple other employers were working the late shift. The place was empty when a guy with a ski mask walks in and points a gun at my cousin-

Robber: give me the money in the drawer.

Cousin: it wont open unless an order is placed.

Robber: give me a small onion rings

Cousin: Mcdonalds doesn't serve onion rings.

Robber: well then... Damn it! (Looks around then runs out of the restaurant)

 

[MadSquabbles500]

You guys remember this bish

http://www.nj.com/bergen/index.ssf/2012/07/police_wyckoff_teen_lured_ex-boyfriend_to_park_for.html

 

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[Street Level]

recently the irish car bomber who forgot to set his clock for daylight savings time and blew up an hour before the bomb was supposed to go off

Holy shit! Never heard of that one!