Your favorite insults

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I call a stupid jerk an idiot, and I call an asshole a cunt.

But IMO the mot juste is cock-eater.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, but when you say it to a straight dude it's effective and potentially inflammatory to the point of uppercuts.

What are some of your standby favorites -besides calling someone a @Clippy ?

 

[-Nada-]

Dumb fuck, twat and retard.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

..|.,

 

[Sakurabaism]

dumb fuck, fuckhead and cum-eater. I love 'simple' too, very subtle but also cuts pretty deep. "You're a bit simple aren't you?" I loved it.

 

[Clippy]

Stop being a @Medulla Omoplata

 

[HAWTakayama]

"N-word" seems to be effective

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

..|.,

 

[Clippy]

You got fingered

 

[Krixes]

Manlet seems to trigger folks around these parts...

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

"N-word" seems to be effective

Only with explosive and explosive- adjacent individuals.
To everyone else it's probably confusing.

I do like to disarm a situation with a confusing message though.
Trees are blue, bruh

 

[tonysmasseuse]

Any of these will do on a day to day basis.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

You got fingered

Daddy would you like some sausages

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Any of these will do on a day to day basis.

Triggering single celled organisms everywhere

 

[Fedorgasm]

I really don't insult people. I haven't really since high school, but back then I liked these

simple-minded gherkin
Single-celled paramecium
Dunlop (no idea why, it just sounded like a dumb person)
Your mother smelt of elderberries

 

[Amerikuracana]

Fiddlem benz

 

[Clippy]

PS you stole my thread

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/whats-your-current-go-to-insulting-term-these-days.3832071/

You fuckwit

 

[JOE QUEEF]

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Nothing cuts to the core of an insecure asshole quicker than calling him "little dick."

"Hey, little dick. Fuck you!"

 

[JOE QUEEF]

Nothing cuts to the core of an insecure asshole quicker than calling him "little dick."

"Hey, little dick. Fuck you!"

We'll take your word on it...

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I really don't insult people. I haven't really since high school, but back then I liked these

simple-minded gherkin
Single-celled paramecium
Dunlop (no idea why, it just sounded like a dumb person)
Your mother smelt of elderberries

I fart in your general direction