Your Fantasy workout partner is?

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  1. Jack Handy jr

    Jack Handy jr Silver Belt

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    could be any sport.

    I would personally love to lift with Kai Greene dude is eclectic as it gets. and he's one of the few body builders that could keep up with my power routine.

    Bjj. I'd love to train with Marcelo but in the end it would have to be Rickson....when the time came for us to roll I'd go competition intensity and try to tap him.

    What kind of physical training /sport are you into? And who'd you like to get it on with?........no Romo
     
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    And you'd get tapped in less time than it took for me to type this.
     
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    Would love to train boxing with a Diaz.
    But it'd be so frustrating.
    Bop, bop, thud, you're a little bitch!
    Bop, whap, slappity, fight me!
    Slappity slap this isn't - -
    Slappity slap whap, boom
    I quit!

    Where you going, quitter bitch?!
     
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    Wow I can't believe this was the first reply. Cheers :D
     
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  6. BVG

    BVG Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    I'd love to lift weights with Arnold or lou
     
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    Ido Portal, Im not a gay man but Ill assume lots of bum touching would happen anyway. Other than that someone morbidly obese.
     
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    I literally beat off to her constantly when I was younger and she had that work out show on.

    Her nipples would basically be ou and she would do these thigh workouts and her vag was almost exposed.

    Great fap material
     
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    JudoThrowFiasco Charming Quark Platinum Member

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    if amanda latona ever needed someone to help spot her on the squat rack....
     
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    Arnold brings knowledge, technique, legendary status, stories, as well as a few jokes.

    @ 28:25 "Get to the choppaaa!!!"

     
  11. Jack Handy jr

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    Lol
     
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    ....I'm not alone in this world
     
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    Same. Throw in Franco Columbu as well.
     
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    I would pump off to fitness beach also. That show has Leann Tweeden in it.

    Those ESPN workout shows were better than the Spanish channel when I was a younger fella.
     
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  17. Kardashians

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    The Rock. Double the benefit here.

    He's hawt. Ima peep him hard. And collect his sweat. Maybe I just let him sweat all over me instead. Maybe I will catch his sweat in my mouth. Think he'd be weirded out? Do you guys think that's weird? Help me out here. What if I -accidentally- cut him, somehow, with something. The sweat will make it burn and that's hot too. And I'll touch his blood. Wait we're supposed to be working out. Sorry.

    Okay so anyways. He'd also be good bc I can imagine him really pushing ppl to the limit n I'd get in wicked good shape. If I'm bad n sneak a French fry he can even discipline me.

    Wait. Okay. Yeah.
     
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    Provide gifs of these workouts. If they were that good they should exist.
     
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    uh...you crossed the line of weird there KK. that's getting true blood weird.

    i imagined you more on these lines

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    I'm just supposed to rub ass? Pssh that's not good enough
     
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