Your ex girlfriend sends this to you. What do you do?

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  1. Gurglevox

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    <{ByeHomer}>
     
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  3. Gurglevox

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    Hey! GET BACK HERE AND FACE YOUR FEARS!
     
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    weed ベルセルク

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    Bang and remind her why you guys are over.
     
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  7. Gurglevox

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    This fellow is a king among men
     
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  9. SamSchmidt

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    Epic thread in the making? No too obvious.
     
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    3EBE66C6-96C6-40EB-9E94-92F401BDD6A0.jpeg
     
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    Block her, again.
     
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  12. Gurglevox

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    this is the most mature answer
     
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  13. Sakurabaism

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    That's a pretty good tune actually <5>
     
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    I've never had a girlfriend but if a maiden texted me I'd probably ask for her hand in marriage; respectfully of course.
     
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    jack off
     
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  16. Gurglevox

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    Lmao
     
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  17. Gurglevox

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    Uh...right
     
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  18. Fatality

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    Send her a dickpic to remind her of what she isn't getting anymore.
     
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    and most boring...
     
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  20. VulcanNervPinch

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    Resolve to only date chicks with decent taste in music in the future
     
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