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A few days ago I was out riding around in my car, at a red light this truck with a couple of white teenage wannabe gangsters sitting in the back pulled up beside me, as the light turned green one of the kids threw a cup of water at my truck, gave me the finger, and yelled "fuck you bitch" and started laughing, they tried to speed off but there was another red light up ahead so I sped up beside them, grabbed a water bottle and a tire knocker out of the back seat and went fucking crazy. I took the cap off of the water and nailed the little fuck that threw water in the head with the bottle, at that point I started yelling at them like a fucking mad man while wielding the tire knocker and they were panicking, they were screaming at the driver to run the light which he did, at that point I just got back in the car and continued on about my business. I have to admit it feels pretty damn good to lash out at someone, that must be why road rage is so common.
My story is actually pretty tame so I was wondering if anyone has some better one? What's the best road rage incident you've been involved in?
 
I was on the freeway in stop and go traffic. Some douche was riding the ass of this guy who was in his work van. Of course when the guy in Van stopped, the douche rear ended him. In the middle of the freeway, the guy gets out of the van and walks up to the douche in his car, who's window was rolled down in anticipation of exchanging info in the middle of the fucking freeway. Anyway, the van guy just socked him in the face as hard as he could, got in his van, and continued driving. He is my hero.
 
carlos cadona said:
A few days ago I was out riding around in my car, at a red light this truck with a couple of white teenage wannabe gangsters sitting in the back pulled up beside me, as the light turned green one of the kids threw a cup of water at my truck, gave me the finger, and yelled "fuck you bitch" and started laughing, they tried to speed off but there was another red light up ahead so I sped up beside them, grabbed a water bottle and a tire knocker out of the back seat and went fucking crazy. I took the cap off of the water and nailed the little fuck that threw water in the head with the bottle, at that point I started yelling at them like a fucking mad man while wielding the tire knocker and they were panicking, they were screaming at the driver to run the light which he did, at that point I just got back in the car and continued on about my business. I have to admit it feels pretty damn good to lash out at someone, that must be why road rage is so common.
My story is actually pretty tame so I was wondering if anyone has some better one? What's the best road rage incident you've been involved in?
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Nope. Seems pretty crazy to me.
 
Nothing crazy here, just gave this bitch the finger for speeding down my road then honking at me as I pull out of my driveway. Her male friend gets out of the car and runs up to my truck at the stop light demanding I go apologize to her. I tell him to fuck off and drive away.
 
Last road rage story I heard about in my area involved a guy who got out of his car to confront someone he was pissed at. He walks up to their car and is shot dead. Shooter was not convicted.
 
therealdope said:
Last road rage story I heard about in my area involved a guy who got out of his car to confront someone he was pissed at. He walks up to their car and is shot dead. Shooter was not convicted.
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Is there something similar to stand your ground laws where you live?
 
i only saw red and flipped out once. I pulled up to a round a bout and there was a car coming around from my left so i came to a complete stop to wait and see if they were gonna turn out or continue past me. As soon as I stopped, the car behind laid into their horn hard. I flipped them off in my mirror and then proceeded to drive forward still pissed off like a mofo. I took the next right and as i was driving down this residential street i look in my rear view and i see him speeding up behind me like hes trying to catch up. So i stop my car and roll down my window thinking im gonna have some words but as he slowed down next to me i said fuck it and just hopped out. I honestly wouldnt have said one word to him, i was that far gone, i was just going to start swinging. Luckily he saw me and just sped off. Ive never ever fealt that kind of rage before or since while driving, not sure what came over me.
 
Some asshole in a big lifted Chevy pickup was driving erratic and cutting everyone off on a major houston freeway. I wouldn't let him cut me off so I accelerated and he got angry and changed his route to follow me. He was following me for few minutes tailing my ass real close. We came upon a split where the freeway has two different routes. He's on my ass close but I was waiting for this opportunity . So I down shifted crossed 4 lanes immediately (and safetly) and burned off leaving him in the dust. The too fast too furious came in me. At the time I was driving a 08' e92 335i (6speed) that had a few modifications. Flicked the fucker off in the process.
 
llperez22 said:
i only saw red and flipped out once. I pulled up to a round a bout and there was a car coming around from my left so i came to a complete stop to wait and see if they were gonna turn out or continue past me. As soon as I stopped, the car behind laid into their horn hard. I flipped them off in my mirror and then proceeded to drive forward still pissed off like a mofo. I took the next right and as i was driving down this residential street i look in my rear view and i see him speeding up behind me like hes trying to catch up. So i stop my car and roll down my window thinking im gonna have some words but as he slowed down next to me i said fuck it and just hopped out. I honestly wouldnt have said one word to him, i was that far gone, i was just going to start swinging. Luckily he saw me and just sped off. Ive never ever fealt that kind of rage before or since while driving, not sure what came over me.
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I honestly think that there is just something about cars that makes people territorial, even the most mild mannered people will try to fight you if you mess with their car.
 
So. The way my neighborhood is situated you have to pass a stop light then about a half a block up you need to turn into my neighborhood. So I'm trying to get into the middle lane from and this dude won't let me in. I slow down and he slows down, I speed up and he speeds up. He just won't budge so finally I pass him at the light. I mean I have been trying to pass this guy for about half a mile. As I'm waiting to turn into my neighborhood from the turning lane he stops next to me and rolls down the window. At this moment I notice that he is wearing a uniform. He proceeds to tell me that I can get a ticket for passing like and asshole.

I look and he is in a firefighters uniform. This pisses me off even more. So I ask him, who was going to give me a ticket? I say your a fire fighter. You can do shit to me. He starts yelling at me. I tell him to fuck off before I get out of my truck and whip his ass.

At that time I am also answering a call from my wife. I tell her what happened and why I'm yelling. I just turn into my neighborhood. I was fucking pissed. I guarantee that douche bag has used his uniform to intimidate other people.
 
Soda Popinsky said:
I was on the freeway in stop and go traffic. Some douche was riding the ass of this guy who was in his work van. Of course when the guy in Van stopped, the douche rear ended him. In the middle of the freeway, the guy gets out of the van and walks up to the douche in his car, who's window was rolled down in anticipation of exchanging info in the middle of the fucking freeway. Anyway, the van guy just socked him in the face as hard as he could, got in his van, and continued driving. He is my hero.
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That sounds pretty hilarious, I'm just picturing the guy casually waltzing up and smacking a guy like it's part of his morning routine.
 
This asshole was tailgating me once, so I released the oil slick.

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And then the smokescreen.

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Pussy ass mofo never messed with me again.
 
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Dogstarman said:
So. The way my neighborhood is situated you have to pass a stop light then about a half a block up you need to turn into my neighborhood. So I'm trying to get into the middle lane from and this dude won't let me in. I slow down and he slows down, I speed up and he speeds up. He just won't budge so finally I pass him at the light. I mean I have been trying to pass this guy for about half a mile. As I'm waiting to turn into my neighborhood from the turning lane he stops next to me and rolls down the window. At this moment I notice that he is wearing a uniform. He proceeds to tell me that I can get a ticket for passing like and asshole.

I look and he is in a firefighters uniform. This pisses me off even more. So I ask him, who was going to give me a ticket? I say your a fire fighter. You can do shit to me. He starts yelling at me. I tell him to fuck off before I get out of my truck and whip his ass.

At that time I am also answering a call from my wife. I tell her what happened and why I'm yelling. I just turn into my neighborhood. I was fucking pissed. I guarantee that douche bag has used his uniform to intimidate other people.
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That reminds me of another story actually, when I was in high school there was this mall right across the street and this security guard used to always creep around threatening to give kids tickets. He had no actual power, the older kids guy made fun of him but he would scare the hell out of the freshmen. Ironically he ended up getting fired from his job after he trespassed onto school property and the actual police that guarded the school had to escort him from the school grounds. I think this guy had legit mental problems though, the fireman in your story just seems like a prick.
 
carlos cadona said:
That sounds pretty hilarious, I'm just picturing the guy casually waltzing up and smacking a guy like it's part of his morning routine.
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Yeah, it was just like that. At first I was stunned. Then I just started laughing.
 
years ago i had just gotten off work as a uniformed police officer and had picked up my infant nephew from daycare for my sister that day. i was exiting on the highway and as i was in the far right lane a red chevy s-10 cut 2 cars off, across 3 lanes and rocketed up the off ramp nearly hitting my front left quarter panel. i hit the brakes and swerved right narrowly avoiding going off the exit ramp. as i did i flipped off the driver as i slowed nearing the intersection. as i did that , the drivers door flew open and the driver hopped out and started quickly approaching my car from about 50 feet away with an aluminum bat in hand. i quickly stepped out and he realized he had just cut off a police officer who had a gun on his hip.

fastest defused road rage incident ever.
 
I drive like a stoned old woman.
I probably cause a lot of road rage but I've never gotten upset about anything in traffic.
 
equus said:
years ago i had just gotten off work as a uniformed police officer and had picked up my infant nephew from daycare for my sister that day. i was exiting on the highway and as i was in the far right lane a red chevy s-10 cut 2 cars off, across 3 lanes and rocketed up the off ramp nearly hitting my front left quarter panel. i hit the brakes and swerved right narrowly avoiding going off the exit ramp. as i did i flipped off the driver as i slowed nearing the intersection. as i did that , the drivers door flew open and the driver hopped out and started quickly approaching my car from about 50 feet away with an aluminum bat in hand. i quickly stepped out and he realized he had just cut off a police officer who had a gun on his hip.

fastest defused road rage incident ever.
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Saw one like this out of state before. Dude in front of us was driving f like a mad man, tailgating the hell out of some pick up. We hit a red and dude gets out and we can hear him yelling at the pickup that he's gonna fuck him up. Guy was a hipster and didn't look near capable of kicking anyone's ass.

Well dude in the truck calmly steps out and brushes his jacket aside showing a sheriff's star and 1911. Points at hipster dudeand tells him "get the fuck back in your car!"

Hipster dude puts his hands up, stammered something about being sorry and not meaning it and got back in his car. Dude looked like a kicked puppy.
 
Last time I road raged was the Last time TheRealDope was in town. Guy was such a backseat drive I had to step on it.
 
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