You Thought You Had a Good Guard

Discussion in 'Grappling Technique' started by Gerbiljiujitsu, Aug 22, 2010.

  1. Gerbiljiujitsu

    Gerbiljiujitsu Purple Belt

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    Thank God these guys do not do BJJ (or at least I hope they don't)

    I found this video on the underground but I thought people would enjoy seeing it here

     
  2. TalkShowOnMute

    TalkShowOnMute dancingonthecorpsesashes

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    Ridiculous strength, flexibility, and body control for sure.
     
  3. Connoisseur

    Connoisseur Purple Belt

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    That was seriously dope. And yes, they'd have sicknasty guards if they learned some jits, they're flexible as hell and look to have ridiculously strong cores, as well as having insane dexterity with their legs.
     
  4. Drew Foster

    Drew Foster Silver Belt

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    Unfortunately I've never seen any strippers that talented
     
  5. Sloth

    Sloth Brown Belt

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    I saw that video a couple of weeks ago and was amazed. Seems like it would be pretty awesome cross training for Bjj.
     
  6. Drew Foster

    Drew Foster Silver Belt

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    Maybe so, but as a person with testicles I'm not gonna be doing anything on any poles anytime soon. :icon_lol:
     
  7. Sloth

    Sloth Brown Belt

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    Haha, true. It would be tough to justify wearing those shorts too :)
     
  8. LiT_WiCK

    LiT_WiCK Brown Belt

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    1) new meaning to "pole dancing"

    2) nothing the lunch shift of the local strip club couldn't do

    3)[non ghey sexual inuendo]
     
  9. knoxpk

    knoxpk Black Belt

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    Crazy the shit you will find when you google "pole dancing"!

    Seriously though, they would have a great guard if they worked on some BJJ for a bit.

    Amazingly athletic much like gymnasts!
     
  10. RangerDanger

    RangerDanger White Belt

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    Seriously Gerbil what did you YouTube to find this?? LOL
     
  11. Gerbiljiujitsu

    Gerbiljiujitsu Purple Belt

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    LoL, I found it on the underground (another grappling forum)
     
  12. birdbones

    birdbones Orange Belt

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    Some gym should sponsor their bjj training. Do it for the lulz.
     
  13. FXG

    FXG Orange Belt

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    uhhh, umm i dont know...

    i guess that was amazing?

    ...................
     
  14. Fallen

    Fallen Brown Belt

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    I mean, that was definitely an awesome display of dexterity, strength, and agility...but there was something very off putting about the whole situation.

    Not to mention, the second little hairy guy reminds me of a beefed up version of one of the mods here on sherdog...or former, but I forget which one.
     
  15. redaxe

    redaxe Silver Belt

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    What the...

    God, India is such an interesting country
     
  16. iluvwhitecastle

    iluvwhitecastle White Belt

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    I bet he charges a fortune
     
  17. codemonkey76

    codemonkey76 Black Belt

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    Is that second guy Joe Moreira???
     
  18. Irenaeus

    Irenaeus Black Belt

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    I'm gonna do all of that stuff the next time somebody tries to stand up in my guard.
     
  19. Ninja This

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    they must be absurdly strong oO
     
  20. Connoisseur

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    Paul Harris?
     

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