You think you could do a better job given the chance?

[Viva]

I don't think you can call it a gentleman's club if people are in there with a bucket of chicken.

Degenerates club? I mean, whatever. I'd go.

Bite your tongue Ziggy

Fried chicken is a timeless meal.

 

[TeTe]

Bite your tongue Ziggy

Fried chicken is a timeless meal.

This guys knows what he's talking about... it should be handed out for free to anyone that is...

walking into a car dealership
in a doctor's office (especially a cardiologist's office)
at a theme park
at a construction site
at an LA Fitness
and at an AA meeting

 

[Viva]

They have these awesome stores in Wisconsin that sell liquor, cheese, and fireworks all in one.

My executive decision would be to expand and create more of these godly one stop shops.

 

[Jorge Luis Borges]

I do.
Here's the idea:
What high level position could you do better then the way it's currently being done?

I could run the ATF with more efficiency, more integrity, and with better results then B. Todd Jones and Eric Holder.

You?

Almost any randomly chosen person could run the ATF better than it is now. I would heartily endorse you as the new head of the ATF.

 

[Viva]

I could not run the ATF better than it is now.

In fact, I'm not even sure what the fuck the ATF does.

 

[Renegadewonder1]

I think I would be a better guidance counselor than half the guidance counselors out there. I mean guidance counselors don't do jack crap and they get good salaries, Same for school administrators

 

[BearGrounds]

EDIT: Misread op.

 

[odog]

If I owned PepsiCo I'd lump the Taco Bell, KFC, and Pizza Hut franchises into one massive superfood center.

Imagine instead of driving down the street, you can't decide what you want to eat, you're on a tight schedule and you've gotta be hasty. Well brother, let us folks here at PepsiCo make things easy for you. Chicken, Pizza, and Tacos all in one... oh and did I mention in every Kentucky Fried Taco Hut there's a full service bar and a 21+ gentleman's club.

They do that here, or at least there are a few KFC/Taco Bells. But I don't think they have the entire menu for Taco Bell. Missing a few things.

Of course the more things a restaurant has to prepare, the more complicated it is, and the more space you need. But I'm with ya.

 

[Viva]

I'd really like to take over Yellowcab and make some drastic changes.

First off, cabbies are required to sanitize the cabs on a nightly basis.

Secondly, all cabs are now fitted with minibars, drinks are added to the occupant's fare.

And last but certainly not least, each Cab is fitted with a briefcase next to the driver's seat that contains various convenient store items such as gum, cigs, condoms, and lighters. The cabbie will act as a vendor of said items at each stop.

Come at me, Uber.

 

[JAEGERX]

if i was the owner of General Electric i would put Tesla systems for free energy and would take down the fucking cables from the streets and sell'em, welcome to the Tesla American Alliance for Freedom of Electricity

 

[lion paw]

A Hollywood studio. With so many remakes, comic book movies, and sequels, I'd go a different direction.

 

[Count Zero]

I think I could do most jobs better than those who have them.

But I'm probably wrong lel

 

[RoadKing Custom]

I think I would be a better guidance counselor than half the guidance counselors out there. I mean guidance counselors don't do jack crap and they get good salaries, Same for school administrators

I've had this same thought!

 

[irish_thug]

Dictator for life. Or coach of the maple leafs.

 

[Dogstarman]

I do.
Here's the idea:
What high level position could you do better then the way it's currently being done?

I could run the ATF with more efficiency, more integrity, and with better results then B. Todd Jones and Eric Holder.

You?

Being a director of an organization comes with pressure from outside competing interests that "helped" get you in those positions. It's not as easy as saying let's cut the bullshit and get this done. You will get resistance from other managers and people who think they have better ideas.

I wish it was so simple.

 

[CauseImbetta]

WWE better than Vince.

 

[Magooglie]

I could not make Hendricks/Lawler 3.

 

[RoadKing Custom]

Being a director of an organization comes with pressure from outside competing interests that "helped" get you in those positions. It's not as easy as saying let's cut the bullshit and get this done. You will get resistance from other managers and people who think they have better ideas.

I wish it was so simple.

I agree it would never be easy or simple.. but within 24 months I would turn that organization around.

 

[ventrue]

Def. the boss at my current job.

I would make an excellent Dictator, imo. My people would love me and I would have free UFC kokfights every Friday night. Bingo on Saturdays and free public executions on Sundays.

 

[Level25Virgin]

Definitely president.

Id have Ron Paul as VP and fake my own death.

The republic would be on the mend right up until the bankers get pissed that there is legislation about to pass to end the fed and virtually every alphabet agency and they pull a jfk/mlk on Dr. Paul and replace him with another puppet republicrat.

Meanwhile i become an "enemy of the state" once im discovered to still be alive and cnn and fox run 24 hr newscasts of all the porn sites ive ever visited thanks to nsa databases in an efford to create perceived public support to bring me in on trumped up tax evasion charges. Now i spend every tuesday and thursday playing hold 'em in the slammer with a guy named billy ray who is a meth head and try to just make it through my day without getting shanked or butt raped.