You think you could do a better job given the chance?

[RoadKing Custom]

I do.
Here's the idea:
What high level position could you do better then the way it's currently being done?

I could run the ATF with more efficiency, more integrity, and with better results then B. Todd Jones and Eric Holder.

You?

 

[bcordova]

Any political position. I can be good at being bribed.

 

[Viva]

If I ran the McDonalds company we'd say fuck the McDouble and throw the Big Mac on the dollar menu.

 

[JAEGERX]

i'd run Starbucks and drop the prices 90% and watch the planet burn into ashes

 

[Viva]

If I owned Marlboro you bet your ass every fifth pack would be free.

 

[RoadKing Custom]

Nice ideas so far..

 

[Skydome]

Sherdog mod.

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

Ufc matchmaker.

 

[MGLucas]

Given absolute power, I could turn any country into a utopia within 5 years. I'd be a fantastic dictator.

 

[Viva]

If I owned PepsiCo I'd lump the Taco Bell, KFC, and Pizza Hut franchises into one massive superfood center.

Imagine instead of driving down the street, you can't decide what you want to eat, you're on a tight schedule and you've gotta be hasty. Well brother, let us folks here at PepsiCo make things easy for you. Chicken, Pizza, and Tacos all in one... oh and did I mention in every Kentucky Fried Taco Hut there's a full service bar and a 21+ gentleman's club.

 

[RoadKing Custom]

If I owned PepsiCo I'd lump the Taco Bell, KFC, and Pizza Hut franchises into one massive superfood center.

Imagine instead of driving down the street, you can't decide what you want to eat, you're on a tight schedule and you've gotta be hasty. Well brother, let us folks here at PepsiCo make things easy for you. Chicken, Pizza, and Tacos all in one... oh and did I mention in every Kentucky Fried Taco Hut there's a full service bar and a 21+ gentleman's club.

As a guy with kids this would be great. One stop 3-4 different types of food.

 

[Joe_Armstrong]

Vice president of America sounds like a job for me.

 

[Viva]

If I was president I'd flex my shit and create a law forcing any/all police officers to wear baby blue uniforms consisting of short sleeve button ups, knee high shorts, white high socks, and black pennyloafers.

Just so they're even easier to distinguish.

 

[TSO]

If I owned PepsiCo I'd lump the Taco Bell, KFC, and Pizza Hut franchises into one massive superfood center.

Imagine instead of driving down the street, you can't decide what you want to eat, you're on a tight schedule and you've gotta be hasty. Well brother, let us folks here at PepsiCo make things easy for you. Chicken, Pizza, and Tacos all in one... oh and did I mention in every Kentucky Fried Taco Hut there's a full service bar and a 21+ gentleman's club.

They have these already.

 

[RoadKing Custom]

If I was president I'd flex my shit and create a law forcing any/all police officers to wear baby blue uniforms consisting of short sleeve button ups, knee high shorts, white high socks, and black pennyloafers.

Just so they're even easier to distinguish.

You're very creative when you're drunk.

 

[Viva]

They have these already.

Yeah but not with a full service bar and gentleman's club.

 

[TeTe]

Sherdog mod.

Yep, this.

Also, I'm sure I could do better at screwing most of these women in porn. Especially that dude that's banging Raven Riley in 80 percent of her home movies.

 

[JAEGERX]

if i was president of the US i would take a 3 step solution for good ol' America

1) Cut a slick deal with Blackwater/Academi and funnel gazzilion dollars into them

2) Once the corporate army has bulked from mercs into comically huge proportions i would flood the streets with security forces to smack scumbags

3) After people get usted to them, then BAM! i create the "judge dredd" system, then the Judges take out the mercs, side note all the courts and lawyers can go fuck eat a dick in mexico or whatever

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

Yeah but not with a full service bar and gentleman's club.

I don't think you can call it a gentleman's club if people are in there with a bucket of chicken.

Degenerates club? I mean, whatever. I'd go.

 

[Viva]

Yep, this.

Also, I'm sure I could do better at screwing most of these women in porn. Especially that dude that's banging Raven Riley in 80 percent of her home movies.

LOL

That dude is fucking lame.