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You reaction when you saw Steven Seagal

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  1. Dowdy Blue Belt

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    Everytime Seagal popped on screen the whole bar cracked up laughing.

    Everyone knows this douche is a joke.

    He should check himself in a mental institution by now
     
  2. phatron Black Belt

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    The funny thing is that he's sitting cageside next to Cain and you're in a shitty bar laughing at him. lol

    he also took a private jet to vegas.
     
  3. Maladroit Purple Belt

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    He had a nice hair implant. I'll do the same.
     
  4. Hans Gercmiov Titanium Belt

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    "Jones is dead."
     
  5. Zac512 Yellow Belt

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    A lot of black belts would like to make movies and money like he did.
     
  6. Rubberman1 John Rambo Life Lessons

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    Seagal by Unanimous Decision
     
  7. DaysOfThunder Purple Belt

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    TS, whoever you are, I bet Seagal at 62 would still kick your ass. Prior to that, I bet, you'd keep demanding to see his Aikido Master's certificate.
     
  8. odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    I thought " is that Steven Segal " then 2 seconds later I forgot about it.

    Until this thread.
     
  9. Dowdy Blue Belt

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    And Justin Bieber is worth 200million and everyone laughs at him

    You saying becuase they have fame and wealth we should all kneel before them?

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  10. Blackened It is a new era! Banned

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    If you got a 50 million dollar movie role in the 90's and developed a bullshit persona you could be doing the same shit.

    But somethings, having it all ain't really having it all
     
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    Seagal would've tko 'd jones.
     
  12. philweed I've been in my body longer than most people

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    LoL. Aikido is garbage and Steven Seagal is an idiot who never fought anybody. But hey....he's your hero.
     
  13. jimbob27 Ken Shamrock Belt

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    The funny thing is the TS probably isn't going to die from heart disease in the next few years.

    Can Seagull say the same?
     
  14. Kneepocalypse This is your god now.

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    drinking at a bar and laughing with other people sounds like a good time. your social life must be dreadful.
     
  15. BigGucciSosa Red Belt

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    Beat you Seagal walked backstage like "Anybody seen Jonny? Anybody know why Jonny did Daniel Cormier?"
     
  16. meshuggah Blue Belt

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    first thing i thought, oddly enough, was that him n big john mcarthy could almost be brothers.
     
  17. phatron Black Belt

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    And being cage side next to Cain wouldn't be better?

    Cause I would rather be at the fight than in a bar makes my life dreadful? Ok, lol.
     
  18. Kneepocalypse This is your god now.

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    you are awkwardly attempting to demean the other dude because he's not cageside and doesn't fly in private jets. many lols.
     
  19. phatron Black Belt

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    Seagull is the man, it's not polite to laugh at him.
     
  20. Squintz Silver Belt

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    Y'all youngins never seen under siege?! Saw my first boobies in a movie and they were nice. Some decades later he still bad ass in Exit wounds. Hespect Steven Seagal. Even Cung Le address him as "Sensei". He real.. Trust me. He real.
     

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