You pop down to the Rabbit Hole Tavern

[toasty]

grab your usual seat next to the crying rabbit that always seems to be there with a orange drink in front of him that smells of carrot and brimstone....

He turns to the bar tender says "get my friend one of these" pointing to the drink. He turns to you and says, "drink that and you will have the ability to defeat any MMA fighter in history in any manner you choose"

Who would you fight and what would the result be?

 

[Belaya Smert]

Someone is getting roofied

 

[Bearknuckle]

Rickson 1000-1

 

[Pube Wig]

I'd be Hackney punching Joe Son's rapist balls

 

[Aegon Spengler]

I’d be a pregnant lady and beat Jon Jones

 

[TempleoftheDog]

I’d kick the living fuck out of that cheating, low life, scumbag Jon Jones. Hurt him so bad that after he got out of the hospital. He’d spend the rest of his days working as an accountant.

GOAT my ass.

 

[Prologue]

Chris Curtis via split decision in a fight he feels he should have won.

 

[gondo]

Someone is getting roofied

 

[Neck&Neck]

Black Forge In ?

 

[Paolo Delutis]

Khabib,GSP and Fedor in one night, in that order..

Forever GOATED and MINTED am i...

Have one these made , memorialzing the night and retire for ever, living on mountain somewhere , occasionally accepting Martial Art students if they can make it to my Cabin home/Dojo..

 

[TommyGunz]

I’d fight Karolina and she’d win via triangle

 

[Dirty Frank]

grab your usual seat next to the crying rabbit that always seems to be there with a orange drink in front of him that smells of carrot and brimstone....

He turns to the bar tender says "get my friend one of these" pointing to the drink. He turns to you and says, "drink that and you will have the ability to defeat any MMA fighter in history in any manner you choose"

Who would you fight and what would the result be?

bahaha
Brilliant.

 

[Dirty Frank]

I’d fight Karolina and she’d win via triangle

<[analyzed}>

 

[Dirty Frank]

Khabib,GSP and Fedor in one night, in that order..

Forever GOATED and MINTED am i...

Have one these made , memorialzing the night and retire for ever, living on mountain somewhere , occasionally accepting Martial Art students if they can make it to my Cabin home/Dojo..

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Is his dong so ripped it now looks like a rope?

 

[Mittens]

Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.

 

[Paolo Delutis]

Is his dong so ripped it now looks like a rope?

I mean it is a muscle after alll AHAHHA

 

[DeathByCaranos]

I’d kick the living fuck out of that cheating, low life, scumbag Jon Jones. Hurt him so bad that after he got out of the hospital. He’d spend the rest of his days working as an accountant.

GOAT my ass.

The most unbelievable part of this post is Jones being able to be an accountant

 

[Paolo Delutis]

Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.

Prime Shatner was a problem bro....good pick

 

[Neck&Neck]

I’d beat Alan Jouban via a dominant split decision

 

[Dude Incredible]

Bryce Mitchell. I'm finishing what the drill could not. Win via twisting his dick off @helax @KDR by RNC