You know you're a UFC fan when...

[French Canadian]

You know you're a UFC/MMA fan when...

You refer to missionary as ''butterfly guard''.

Fight nights, you go to your MMA fan friend who's waiting for you even if you don't call. Incidently, your non-fight fan friends never call you on Saturdays.

Wrestling with girls when flirting with them you can't help but go to hard and end up hurting them.

When a non-fight fan friend ends up watching MMA with you, you break down every single pre-fight stuff; trash talk, records, camps and go on rants about Reebok when alcohol's settling in.

I'll post more if the thread takes off.

Share yours !

Edit: just realized this might not be the good sub-forum....

 

[KB Warrior]

Whenever you ask your friend what they are up to you use the phrase "Where you at Georges!?"

 

[209NickDiaz]

When your friends can't find you on Saturday nights and u tell them "I'm not surprised mother fuckers"

 

[French Canadian]

Whenever you ask your friend what they are up to you use the phrase "Where you at Georges!?"

You use ''I'm not impressed by your performance'' way too often.

 

[Wizzlebiz]

When a casual mentions conor and you pull out your phone to show them the gif you saved of diaz Stockton slapping him.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

At the bar the casuals don't understand when you say a fighter "gassed", and continue to cheer even when you can see their boy quit on the stool between rounds.

 

[French Canadian]

At the bar the casuals don't understand when you say a fighter "gassed", and continue to cheer even when you can see their boy quit on the stool between rounds.

At the bar, you throw around a couple of UFC inside jokes like ''that's fucking illegal'', ''70% Hendricks'', etc. to gauge the level of casualness of the guys you're talking with.

 

[reddhelium]

You know you're a UFC/MMA fan when...

You refer to missionary as ''butterfly guard''.

wouldnt it be full guard? because if the woman is using the butterfly guard during missionary sex, you might want to reconsider if it's consensual sex.

 

[Wizzlebiz]

At the bar the casuals don't understand when you say a fighter "gassed", and continue to cheer even when you can see their boy quit on the stool between rounds.

This is fun shit right here. Tell them hes gassed, they go into a tizzy and you use that to make a bet for a drink knowing that drink is coming in the next five minutes. Ive gotten so many drink for free from this its insane. Lmao

 

[Ballsaque]

You fanatize about Rogan getting pounded by BRAWK behind the barn


*Edit: No homo ofc

 

[Deleted member 220895]

When you're the only one in the room not partying after the fight cause you gotta watch the press conference on your phone.

 

[Roca]

You know you're a UFC/MMA fan when...

You refer to missionary as ''butterfly guard''.

You either don't know how to grapple or don't know how to sex

 

[KB Warrior]

You decline an invitation to your sister's wedding because its on the same night as UFC 200.

 

[French Canadian]

wouldnt it be full guard? because if the woman is using the butterfly guard during missionary sex, you might want to reconsider if it's consensual sex.

You either don't know how to grapple or don't know how to sex

I was told I'm a terrible sex partner.

 

[1Shot1Stroke]

You fanatize about Rogan getting pounded by BRAWK behind the barn

 

[Swing the Axe]

When you yell "iiiiiiiiiit's" and your 3 and 5 year old kids respond with "tiiiiiiiiiime!

 

[Silverstar17]

When you commentate during sex.

"Oh, that's very tight/deep!"

"He's got it. That's it!"

"AND IT IS ALL OVER!"

"JUST. LIKE. THAT!"

"HE IS OUT!"

 

[Hans Gruber]

You know you're a UFC/MMA fan when...

You refer to missionary as ''butterfly guard''.

Fight nights, you go to your MMA fan friend who's waiting for you even if you don't call. Incidently, your non-fight fan friends never call you on Saturdays.

Wrestling with girls when flirting with them you can't help but go to hard and end up hurting them.

When a non-fight fan friend ends up watching MMA with you, you break down every single pre-fight stuff; trash talk, records, camps and go on rants about Reebok when alcohol's settling in.

I'll post more if the thread takes off.

Share yours !

Edit: just realized this might not be the good sub-forum....

When you made your wife watch UFC100 with you on your wedding night.

 

[NinjaNiK]

When you wake up and check the Heavies before checking your work related email box.

 

[xupacabra]

When you hear french-english accent somewhere, you always add "I am not impressed by your performance".