you know your a grappler when...

Discussion in 'Grappling Technique' started by chi town tom, Apr 11, 2008.

  1. chi town tom

    chi town tom Yellow Belt

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    got this idea from "the grappler body " post

    lets hear some ideas!
     
  2. JerseyTrash

    JerseyTrash Silver Belt

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    Every time you drink you try to take people down.
     
  3. JerseyTrash

    JerseyTrash Silver Belt

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    Every time you drink you try to take people down.
     
  4. axehind

    axehind Yellow Belt

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    you get submitted by a Catch Wrestler.
     
  5. axehind

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    double post
     
  6. JerseyTrash

    JerseyTrash Silver Belt

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    Double double post...hmmm.
     
  7. JerseyTrash

    JerseyTrash Silver Belt

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    Double double post...hmmm.
     
  8. axehind

    axehind Yellow Belt

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    When it effects your sex life because your afraid to get in your wife's "guard"
     
  9. Farnsworth

    Farnsworth Roxa n' Roll

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    You're always thinking of a throw set-up when you hug somebody.
     
  10. wohs145**

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    Cauliflower isnt just a food? idk...
     
  11. damit2hell

    damit2hell Guest

    when someone says Triangle, and first thing you think is a sub...instead of a shape
     
  12. damit2hell

    damit2hell Guest

    when someone says triangles, and you think submissions while every normal person thinks shapes
     
  13. Blast D*

    Blast D* Banned Banned

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    when you try to takedown or throw everyone around you, and then submit them. or when you challenge people to grappling matches or even fights.
     
  14. DeathNTaxes

    DeathNTaxes Brown Belt

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    When a roll isn't food.
     
  15. Prokofievian

    Prokofievian Silver Belt Platinum Member

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    ...when you grapple
     
  16. RedNeckJiuJitsu

    RedNeckJiuJitsu Black Belt

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    When you look at people at you walk and imagine puttin' them in various chokes and joint-locks

    When you find bruises on your arms that you didn't remember gettin'

    When you wish your arms were a little more wirey so they'd slip under someone's chin easier

    If you've ever keylocked a hyperactive younger brother to calm him down

    If you tell a father attempting a full nelson while play wrestlin' with his son that an arm triangle is better
     
  17. Calogero831

    Calogero831 Purple Belt

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    SnowMongoose Blue Belt

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    RNC attempts are the only time I'm glad about my skinny forearms
     
  19. circuitbreaker

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    ...you stop calling it "69" and you start calling it "north-south" :)
     
  20. IllWil

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    your wife's guard omg that is so funny and totally new
     

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