Discussion in 'Grappling Technique' started by chi town tom, Apr 11, 2008.
got this idea from "the grappler body " post
lets hear some ideas!
Every time you drink you try to take people down.
you get submitted by a Catch Wrestler.
Double double post...hmmm.
When it effects your sex life because your afraid to get in your wife's "guard"
You're always thinking of a throw set-up when you hug somebody.
Cauliflower isnt just a food? idk...
when someone says Triangle, and first thing you think is a sub...instead of a shape
when someone says triangles, and you think submissions while every normal person thinks shapes
when you try to takedown or throw everyone around you, and then submit them. or when you challenge people to grappling matches or even fights.
When a roll isn't food.
...when you grapple
When you look at people at you walk and imagine puttin' them in various chokes and joint-locks
When you find bruises on your arms that you didn't remember gettin'
When you wish your arms were a little more wirey so they'd slip under someone's chin easier
If you've ever keylocked a hyperactive younger brother to calm him down
If you tell a father attempting a full nelson while play wrestlin' with his son that an arm triangle is better
pretty close. your gonna get a million of the same responses
RNC attempts are the only time I'm glad about my skinny forearms
...you stop calling it "69" and you start calling it "north-south"
your wife's guard omg that is so funny and totally new
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