You know you watch too much MMA when...

[HendricksPunch]

- You remember past & future events by recalling which UFC occurred that month.

- You get annoyed with Conor/Floyd talk with "casuals"

- When you watch EVERY fight on the card, FP prelims to Headliner.

- Your friends ask how many fights until the main event & you say 12 & they're like O_O

- You think about your "position" while intimate with SO (ex common ones are sprawl, full guard, defending mount, & flattened backmount with no hooks in)



Any more?

 

[R13247]

When you white knight low level wmma fighters.

 

[beephin]

When you stare down random people on the street and raise your fist towards their face like it's a weigh in.

 

[batafrak]

You know you watch too much MMA when you watch too much MMA

 

[Degen Gambler]

When you are meeting a friend and they are late so you text them "Where you at George!?"

 

[jumasterflex]

When your in the worldwide mma discussion forums on sherdog.

 

[HendricksPunch]

When you are meeting a friend and they are late so you text them "Where you at George!?"

Bonus points if their name is actually George.

 

[HuskySamoan]

If you watched last night's card, you probably watch too much MMA.

 

[HendricksPunch]

When your in the worldwide mma discussion forums on sherdog.

That place sure died down when Fedor lost.

 

[jumasterflex]

When you watch tachi palace fights live ( no shame in that theure fucking awesome )

 

[The guest]

- You remember past & future events by recalling which UFC occurred that month.

- You get annoyed with Conor/Floyd talk with "casuals"

- When you watch EVERY fight on the card, FP prelims to Headliner.

- Your friends ask how many fights until the main event & you say 12 & they're like O_O

- You think about your "position" while intimate with SO (ex common ones are sprawl, full guard, defending mount, & flattened backmount with no hooks in)



Any more?

Concerning your first sentence. I do it with everything.

You know...Visualization, and Association.

That's why I'm able to post alot of shit, with great accuracy. Just using my memory. I use IIRC in alot of my posts. And, I remember correctly, about 99% of the time.

The sex shit...That's just fuckin weird.

 

[Underdog bjj jp]

Jerk off to fighter pictures which I do sometimes

 

[emema]

When you give a shit about Ariel Helwani's beefs

 

[Hrvman]

When you hear some casual fans talking about fights, and they are wrong, and you tell them under 60 seconds all history of MMA and you know all details about every fighter, and the guy is like " huh ... I don't follow that much just saw a clip on instagram".

 

[Egészségére!]

when you're starting threads on an MMA forum two hours before the Super Bowl

 

[Fraz]

When you watch Fightpass and start crying with joy at the buttery smooth interface, crisp HD and endless hours of entertainment

 

[IDGETKTFO]

When you stay away from Sherdog until you watch a UFC event you had to DVR because you couldn't watch it Live.

 

[cobrinski]

When you have not much options,your EX hits you with something like : "me or that stupid sport,forum, and you have to tell her something..."

 

[Organic Damage]

When you see a dirtbag beating his wife and wonder why she doesn't just pull guard.

 

[jumasterflex]

When you get mad at your phone for being slow when u try to click on ufc discussion to quick then the page shifts and you accidently click on multimedia and pictures