You know you addicted to jiu jitsu when...

[BJJ060382]

-- When you shrimp to turn over in bed.

-- When you elbow escape to get the blankets off when you get out of bed.

Guilty .

 

[BeRGLeZ]

LOL!
The ones I am most guilty of.. :

-I cannot hug my girlfriend without obtaining double underhooks
-I shrimp out of bed
-Spooning my girlfriend is only one stop away from obtaining side control/back control
-I shake somebodys hand with the thought of armdragging
-I spend more time looking up BJJ vids than actually studying for my degree.

 

[Samurai Jack]

-- When you shrimp to turn over in bed.

-- When you elbow escape to get the blankets off when you get out of bed.

-- When you catch yourself pistol gripping the sleeves on your regular jacket for no reason other than to pistol grip.

--- When you shake hands with a normal person you cup the back of their elbow with your free hand as if you're going to arm drag.

check, check, check and check!

 

[athletic]

When you check out the ears of everyone you see to assess if they roll or not.

 

[$huttgun]

my worst two are:

sitting, lying, stretching or rolling on the floor in company when there are seats going
and
when in bed with my gf i wake up with 24 inch hair in my mouth cos i can't givve up my back and i gotta close the gap.

 

[No Quarter]

When one of the games you play with your 4 year old daughter is how to pass Daddy's Guard.

 

[Throwing Dummy]

When all your couch pillows are deformed from practicing the RNC and triangles.

When you are watching porn and shout "ARMBAR!" Whenever someone raises an arm when mounted.

When you always use a gable grip to carry your kid, even when he says, "not so tight, daddy!".

When every time you approach a group of people, in line at the supermarket, say, the first thing you do is make a mental list of what order you would take them out in.

When your girl goes to hug you, and you armdrag her without thinking about it.

 

[Calogero831]

ttt

 

[jacobmandude]

When you check out the ears of everyone you see to assess if they roll or not.

haha i do that a lot...

 

[LocalNmass]

boy, i'm glad i'm not the only one, i'm guilty of so many that have been posted.

The only thing i can think to ad to the list is using the phrase "ckoked out/choke out" in everyday conversations thinking there is nothing violent/homicidal/psycho about the phrase.
ie,"wow all these people who refinanced their homes are really getting choked out financially" will get you a strange look from the bank teller

 

[TacWar]

When you go out with all your jits friends you discuss nothing but jits no matter where you are..

when your best pick up line is "wanna roll?"

 

[IGORYU]

-when you request to work at the liquor store in the scimmiest part of town hoping you'll get held up so you can break an arm and not get in too much trouble.

 

[stu3ufc**]

when u have nothing else in ur life other than training

 

[$huttgun]

when u have nothing else in ur life other than training

stuart that it some depressing shit mate

 

[steelshin666]

-When you are a little wasted and not doing so hot in bed and your wife scisssor sweeps you to get the full mount. Should have never shown her that shit!

-When you, your wife and 5 yr old son are shopping and the boys get bored with looking in the womens section, so you and your son go to the center of the mall on the carpet and roll.

-You dream Saulo Ribiero comes to you house to give you a 1 on 1 instructional when the DVD is jacked up and won't play, then right before he is going to show you the knee on stomach, your wife wakes you up and you cuss her out.

-Every time you hug your wife, you go for the underhooks and gable grip.

-You try to talk everybody into trying jiujistu, even your MOM!!

-You get accused of cheating on your wife because it looks like you have a million hickies on your neck from getting gi choked a million times by your instructor.

 

[Commissar]

Cesar Gracie's Advanced Brazilian Jiu Jitsu DVD collection is more important to you than any amount of porn in the world.

 

[Der_Teufel]

...when you watch a vid of two girls making out and the first thing to pop into your head is "Why isn't the one on top passing?"

 

[Samurai Jack]

...when you wear blue belt on your bathrobe.. :redface:

 

[yodaman]

When you spend your time at work going to lockflow.com to look up moves instead of actually working.

 

[Slithers]

- when you use a technical stand-up to get off the floor in everyday life.

- when you see an overweight person, you think, If only they did jiu-jitsu, they would be 30 lbs lighter.

- when you are hittin' it doggystyle, you think its the perfect time to put the hooks in, flatten her out and use the RNC.