2. Lottery ticket buyers at convenience stores
3. people that yap through movies
My last lady friend was black, sir.
Actually, and I'm being 100% dead serious, I found out today my heart is enlarged and I have two spots on it that they currently are calling "calcification." I have to go to a cardiologist and get a bunch of tests done, and potentially may have to have heart surgery. Or those spots could end up being something else, like heart disease. I'm 30 years old.
Funny thing is, I'm not all that fucked up about it. Shit happens. Just been going about my business today since I found out.
Chiropractor caught it, actually. I've been in a whole bunch of car wrecks, have a lot of back pain. He was x-raying my spine, used a couple different angles, and when he was going over everything with me he said that I indeed have spinal issues, but those weren't as concerning as what my heart looked like. From the side view you could see my heart on both side of my spine, which he said usually, the way a normal heart is situated, you'd only see it on your back side, not really in the front. You could clearly see it in the front, as well as two really bright spots on either side. My blood pressure has been as high as 190/130 before, there's my answer as to why. I'm 30, 5'9", 155. I shouldn't have blood pressure that high at all. So now I have to go to a cardiologist and see exactly what is what.
jmac: I always appreciate your kind words. You are a blessing to have around this place. Even I'm a huge dick sometimes. You're always positive, and word everything so eloquently. Thank you.
People who delete your perfectly legitimate threads for no goddamn reason other than "they can"
You mean your thread asking if there's a name for the sound your intestines make when you need to take a dump or fart then have an implosion?
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
- George Washington
Interesting. A normal heart lies anterior to the spine, not posteriorly which is why pericardiocentesis is performed either parasternally or infrasternally. Not sure exactly what your chiropractor is trying to say.
man, youre a good dude Bobby. im here if you need to talk, but what Jmac said. you got this man. will be praying for you.
He's just a chiropractor. Maybe I misunderstood what he was saying, I was kind of not all there. Regardless, my heart doesn't look like the one in that pic at all, and that heart doesn't have the bright spots on it.
people who eat with their mouth open
You mean your thread asking if there's a name for the sound your intestines make when you need to take a dump or fart then have an implosion?