You have to choose a champion for your country!

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  1. Phlog

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    It's war, but many lives (yours too) can be saved by a battle of the champions, hand to hand, no projectiles.

    Who do you choose? (Pics pls)

    I choose Martyn Ford aka the Nightmare, 6'8" and trains UFC

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    Update:

    No holds barred, no purely ranged weapons allowed. Armour is acceptable although nothing mechanised. Fight starts on open ground between the two countries forces 5yrds apart. No time limit. Death or submission!
     
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    Probably Santiago Ponzinibbio.

    Yeah, we would be kind of fucked.
     
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    Micheal D. Higgins, the 71 year old president of Ireland.
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    With Ronnie Pickering in 2nd place.

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    I mean I guess GSP or Cirkunov since he’s way bigger.
     
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    Don’t know, he’ll have this going for him.[​IMG]

    Prime Maravilla Martinez would be interesting as well.
     
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    Jon jones for sure. I believe that dude has the ability to be real ruthless
     
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  18. General_Speckz

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    Is it battle royale?

    What's the environment?

    Tournament bracket? How much time between fights and are people seeded?

    Standard UFC rules - no small joint manipulation, no eye pokes, no gi's, and grabbing clothes, etc.?
     
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  19. tonysmasseuse

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    Probably Chili Klaus. He's so god damn charming and naturally disarming, he will probably have even the most vicious opponent engaged in a friendly beer-drinking, chili-eating contest in no time.

     
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