WAGS....acronym for Weird Alone Guy. We all have met them and they insist they are happier alone. They sit at the bar alone, go to the movies alone, even do the unthinkable...eat at restaurants alone! My cousin is a WAG and I have seen him with women and he is horrendous at picking them up. He's in his mid thirties and he still punches guys in the arm when he sees VW Bugs (punch Buggy no punch back) and he also spits constantly. After a certain point it becomes nearly impossible to meet a woman without insane baggage so the prime years to meet a woman to get hitched to are 24-30. Once you creep over 30 it's a roll of the dice. Any of you Sherbros know any WAGS...or are you one?