You guys, I think we have a new mythical MMA being

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  1. Fatback96

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    Many mythical MMA beings exist, such as:
    Sea-Level Cain
    WEC Aldo
    Motivated BJ Penn
    Healthy Cruz
    TRT Belfort
    Anderoid


    AAAAAAANNNNNNNNND NOW, we have a new mythical being...

    Dad Cerrone

    Am I crazy?
     
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    Klaavical Purple Belt

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    "Get off my lawn!" Cerrone
     
  4. ruberked

    ruberked Blue Belt

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    Me too! I'm so happy for him. I was worried at first, but fuck ya!
     
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    Geriatric Cerrone.
     
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    Dad Cerrone, brilliant!
     
  7. RiseAboveHat

    RiseAboveHat Green Belt

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    Donald "Full height-cut Shane Carwin" Cerrone
     
  8. propain14

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    He looked old as shit, but Dad Cerrone is the man!
     
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    It’s too early to say. Dad Cerrone could be starched by Colin and gone faster than Econoreem.

    <{1-1}>
     
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    Contra-dictator Free Johnny Mac!

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    No Jabroni Ceronne!
     
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    "Who's your Daddy?" Cerrone
     
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  13. FWRGeorgie

    FWRGeorgie OH MY GOD!!!!

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    Don't forget about Chuck 'with that look in his eyes' OP!!!
     
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    Homie looked sluggish af.
     
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    The Fat Mexican ¡Qué rollo con el hoyo!

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    The new rejuvenated (in GSP's voice) Cowboy will be from now on... Dad Cerrone
     
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    He could legit take over the roles Clint played and give another generation theatrical greatness.
     
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    I'm hoping his slow start was the first time he's cut to 155 in a long time. Plus...that kid is a spazz!
     
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    Daddy Cerrone
     
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    Poirierfan Cajun MMA

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    It was the kid that prematurely blew his load all over Cerrone in the first round. I forgive him though, it happens when your young.
     
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    Dad Cerrone still chokes in big fights.
     

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