2stepmurder
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yes. before i used to explain it, but now...fuck it.
Yeah, I just say I wrestle. If someone seriously said "so you think you can kick my ass" though, i think I'd probably punch them in the mouth. There's some extreme level of douchebagginess that just isn't acceptable, and I think that exceeds that. XD
Yeah, it's kinda annoying to have people that don't have a clue talk to you and pretend that they know what they're talking about, but at least they're interested.
ive also had...
ME - problem officer?
THEM - do you know why i pulled you over?
ME - cos you cant find any criminals?
THEM - do you have any photo i.d. on you?
ME - yeh sure... heres my driving license...
THEM - hmmm (reading my id...) so where are you going?
ME - im on my way to bjj club.
THEM - whats that (raised eyebrow)
ME - oh its submission grappling, a lot of similar techniques to what pigs use, like knee on belly, and shoulder locks etc.
THEM - wow cool... wait did you jus-
ME - i said cop.
THEM - ....
ME - .... (troll face)
THEM - step out of the vehicle please sir.
My manger considers me a power ranger
i hate it when people dont understand that "ufc" is an organization not a sport.
i think im gonna start saying oh do you do that NBA/MLB/NFL stuff?
I assume you are kidding, but......
Back in the 70's, when I was young & dumb, I got stopped by an OK State Trooper who asked me if I knew how fast I was riding my motorcycle. My response was "fu#$ you pig, just give me the ticket".
Wrong answer, I spent the next 3 days in jail waiting for a bond hearing on reckless driving.
I just started training a month ago got addicted right away. I went in to speak to one instructor for advanced handcuffing defensive tactics tecniques and by weeks end was enrolled in Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Muay Thai, JKD, Savate, Kali, Western Boxing. I still havent remembered to bring to cuffs into class always leave them in the car.
As far as the "So you do the UFC stuff?" I have not been asked that. But the "So you think you can kick my ass?" line. I hear that anytime I have my police uniform on. I normally shrug it off (normaly teenage boys or drunk men) damn I hate beer tents....
I usually get
"You do judo? My (cousin, brother friend) is a black-belt in taekwondo" .... followed by my obligatory response "Oh, that's great".