You died and God told you that you successfully completed a life Beta test. What do you tell him?

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  1. Alphaboy

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    After you died, you God said he was Beta testing life and thanks for participating. Any features you liked or hated?

    What do you say?
     
  2. Cantona7

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    The balls really should be on the inside.
     
  3. KONG-D'SNT-TAP

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    "The vagina is my third favorite hole."
     
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  4. ROKKO

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    Woman wearing clothes. Let's scrap that idea.

    Edit: and periods. It wasn't a successful trial. Both men and woman dislike them and normally we can't agree on anything.
     
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  5. Gutter Chris

    Gutter Chris Chiropteran Enthusiast

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    I would say you need more development bro this shit isnt ready for release

    Hed say specs dude

    I would say
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  6. Alphaboy

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    Wait, we did that on our own.
     
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    "How can she slap?!"
     
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    Link doesn't work
     
  10. Alphaboy

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    Facts!!!<{MingNope}>
     
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    Gutter Chris Chiropteran Enthusiast

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    Well than howcome i can see it ? legit question i hate technology

    Its 3gmaf id rather get some head
     
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    The propensity for humans to be materialistic and miserable is really high. Maybe rework people to be a little less predisposed to that stuff.
     
  13. NakamuraNutShot

    NakamuraNutShot Trumptastic Voyage Banned

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    You must've never had a chick lick your balls!
     
  14. Cantona7

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    And you must never have taken a nut shot!
     
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    He says while on a computer or phone that has access to virtually every piece of information every recorded in human history ;)
     
  16. Pliny Pete

    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Why does bad shit taste good and good shit taste bad?
    What are you, an asshole?
     
  17. Hatestorm

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    Add Solstheim DLC please.
     
  18. Zer

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    I'd take a moment to reflect on the horrific injustice I've seen in this fucked up world and then ask 'Why'd you make me 5'8 bro?'
     
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    Pros outweigh the cons!
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  20. Cantona7

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    I’m not saying that they shouldn’t be accessible, just put ‘em somewhere hard, but possible, to reach. Like the prostate...
     

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