"You dance awkwardly"

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  1. Tentacle

    Tentacle Purple Belt

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    Yeah, I got that thrown in my face yesterday by a girl. It is not the first time I heard that and if it would come from any other person I had probably get upset but of some reason it didn't affect me that much since I had already visited that girl's honey cave. Anyway I do not contest her statement. I do dance awkwardly in night clubs. I'm a muddafakker at walz and some other partner dances but I can't do this club music, especially all this r n b shit. More house oriented is obviously easier because I can probably get by by just jumping up and down but this also does not feel right.

    To be honest I don't enjoy dancing at all except for partner dances but I don't want to be seen as a social paria not dancing with my friends and I also want to pick up girls(which can be found dancing).

    What to do, Mayberry?
     
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    PolishHeadlock Putin Belt Platinum Member

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    Drink more and pop that molly
     
  3. Diablo Ryu**

    Diablo Ryu** Brown Belt

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    Accept that you're not black
     
  4. Mookieftw

    Mookieftw Green Belt

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    Club dancing looks awkward to me regardless of how "proficient" someone is.
     
  5. WinterSoldier

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    My advice to you is to drink heavily enough that it won't matter and if needed use herbal supplements or whatever you desire to get a big buzz on.
     
  6. Flemmy Stardust

    Flemmy Stardust King of Lea

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    i have two left feet so...lemme know what you find out.
     
  7. bcordova

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    You can dance if you want to....
     
  8. Tentacle

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    I would guess 97 % of all people where where I go out are white and I suppose most of them never get that kind of brutal truth thrown in their faces. Also, funny thing, more or less all the black ppl around here are foreign students from Africa and those who actually go are often awkward themselves not getting what all these weird european white people are doing on the dance floor.
     
  9. Tentacle

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    I tried this and surely I careless about how I look like trying to coordinate my body movements. But the confidence is not really the issue here. I could fool myself/stop caring by using alcohol and other drugs but I would still look like an idiot to other people.
     
  10. KneetoLiver

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    get a feel for the beat before you start to move
     
  11. surgeyou1

    surgeyou1 Welcome to the Machida Era...Part Deux

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    This is the only dance you have to do at the club

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  12. Tentacle

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    Well the problem is syncronizing the beat to movements. Does not compute.
     
  13. Captain Davis

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    ...if your friends don't dance then they're no friend of mine.
     
  14. WinterSoldier

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    If confidence is all you lack then I would just have someone who can dance their ass off give me some pointers. Back in my day (70's) we all ate disco biscuits and could care less how god or bad someone danced. Don't be so hard on yourself and enjoy dancing even if you are not the best at it because the more you practice at something the better you get usually.
     
  15. KneetoLiver

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    tap your thigh, the wall, a table, anything; find the 'riddum of whatever song is playing that way first.
     
  16. Flemmy Stardust

    Flemmy Stardust King of Lea

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    PivotalDisorder Banned Banned

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    I've always got stick for my dancing, but wtf.....dancing is something I do for enjoyment, not so some random dickhole can score me :(





    and for next time

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  18. MANIAC123

    MANIAC123 Yolo Belt

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    Just do the robot dance and dry hump her that should get her wet for you.
     
  19. kuromusha

    kuromusha LONZO LOOMS 2019

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    Is this you, TS?

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  20. Cherdawg

    Cherdawg Silver Belt

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    You shouldve told that mess its because she hasnt fucked your face yet.

    Personally i wait for beyonce's "run the world (girls)" comes on and i lose my
    shit to that. Women freak the fuck out.
     

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