You Are Dana White For The Day

[Buff]

This is you as of this moment until you vacate this thread:

Feels good, ya goofs, doesn't it?

You wake up to beams of the warm Nevada sun glistening on your snow covered lawn, the sounds of your morning yawns echo around your spacious mansion like an angel playing its harp in heaven...

You enjoy breakfast, feeling like Conan as you contemplate your tremendous and sinister power, smiling to yourself about the many 10s you have banged, millions you have siphoned, and opposing organistations left driven in the wake of your destructive path, the lamentations of your enemies mocked upon twitter whenever you see fit... You rewrite history as you see fot it to be told.

As you sit there, marvelling at your magnificence upon your golden toilet seat, the room smelling like roses and nectarines, you feel a wave of omnipotence pass over your 100% natty body, your heart pumps a beat...

You decide to do something nice, just to see what it feels like... However the variety of options bring a sheen of perspiration to your rapidly reddening cranium... For whom do you become the benefactor? Which souls to bless with an act of kindness?
Either for your starving minions who fought bloody battles to get you where you are - the fighters...

Then again, maybe you should do something for those who helped bring about your success by supporting your quests financially - the fans...

Its a tough decision, and your brow is extra furrowed. You realise sherdog is the place to come to find clear, logical answers about money and MMA.

Here are a few potentially options you, are considering:

Allow figters to have a single sponsorship logo of their choosing on their fight gear, and dont claim anything in return.

Host a yearly "Pride Rules" event in Japan, and tell the Yakuza to stick it up their ass.

Host a yearly UFC One-Night open weight tournament, allowing figgters from other organisations to take part.

Organise an NFL-style pension to former, retired fighters to live on whilst you continue to earn from your back catalogue of their fights.

Disband all WMMA divisions

Or do you bring back the hotdog brander?

Or you could just say "fuck you, I'm keeping the money".

The choice is yours, Dana... Use it wisely. Use it well.

Spoiler

 

[Ares Black]

Obviously the hot dog brander.

 

[Askren’s chin]

RENAME IT TO GSP FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

 

[Rear Naked Toke]

A sponsor, but more than one, and a pension for those that qualify. I know that's more than one choice, but I'm a generous Dana.

 

[VinceArch]

If I'm Dana White for a day I'll just go on a giant coke binge, harass the ring card girls, ante up the fighter pay and then put the barrel in my mouth.

 

[Buff]

A sponsor, but more than one, and a pension for those that qualify. I know that's more than one choice, but I'm a generous Dana.

Sponsor all day for me... Imagine how much some companies would pay a mid/lower tier fighter on a McGregor undercard to wear their logo - these days you can imagine it being a lot more than the purse itself on some of the cards.

Obviously an Idaho Fight Night or whatever would be less lucrative, but still worth a decent bag to an up-and-comer.

 

[TempleoftheDog]

Give the fighters the ability to get a sponsor. It’s such a small thing but, would make a difference for the actual fighters. But any sponsor would have to be okayed by the UFC.

 

[Atomic 187]

Sponsors

Then tournament

Then pension

 

[deanambrose]

I would fight Brookliyn Wren in dateweight.

 

[accolyte1022]

UFC will actually die.

 

[rear naked ankle pick]

Only hire fighters who are serving life sentence.No money, only freedom as reward if they defend their belt 5 times

 

[blaseblah]

I would bring back sponsors, just have a system of approval to avoid sponsors like condom depo. Then I would call up all the ring girls and have an orgy.

 

[Yoctogram]

I'd cut Jessica Eye. Then I'd tell Hunter to Fedex a notarized letter to Jon Jones accusing him of being afraid of Ngannou. After that I'd spend the rest of the day pursuing the normal tomato interests of coke, A level escorts and gambling.

 

[MotorCityManiac]

Wire his account balance to myself.

 

[Paolo Delutis]

This is you as of this moment until you vacate this thread:

Feels good, ya goofs, doesn't it?

You wake up to beams of the warm Nevada sun glistening on your snow covered lawn, the sounds of your morning yawns echo around your spacious mansion like an angel playing its harp in heaven...

You enjoy breakfast, feeling like Conan as you contemplate your tremendous and sinister power, smiling to yourself about the many 10s you have banged, millions you have siphoned, and opposing organistations left driven in the wake of your destructive path, the lamentations of your enemies mocked upon twitter whenever you see fit... You rewrite history as you see fot it to be told.

As you sit there, marvelling at your magnificence upon your golden toilet seat, the room smelling like roses and nectarines, you feel a wave of omnipotence pass over your 100% natty body, your heart pumps a beat...

You decide to do something nice, just to see what it feels like... However the variety of options bring a sheen of perspiration to your rapidly reddening cranium... For whom do you become the benefactor? Which souls to bless with an act of kindness?
Either for your starving minions who fought bloody battles to get you where you are - the fighters...

Then again, maybe you should do something for those who helped bring about your success by supporting your quests financially - the fans...

Its a tough decision, and your brow is extra furrowed. You realise sherdog is the place to come to find clear, logical answers about money and MMA.

Here are a few potentially options you, are considering:

Allow figters to have a single sponsorship logo of their choosing on their fight gear, and dont claim anything in return.

Host a yearly "Pride Rules" event in Japan, and tell the Yakuza to stick it up their ass.

Host a yearly UFC One-Night open weight tournament, allowing figgters from other organisations to take part.

Organise an NFL-style pension to former, retired fighters to live on whilst you continue to earn from your back catalogue of their fights.

Disband all WMMA divisions for the incels

Or do you bring back the hotdog brander?

Or you could just say "fuck you, I'm keeping the money".

The choice is yours, Dana... Use it wisely. Use it well.

Spoiler

OTHER




GET THE NGANNOU VS JONES FIGHT SIGNED...WOULD TAKE ME 1 DAY

 

[Strychnine]

Hot dog brander 4-Life!

 

[Rear Naked Toke]

Sponsor all day for me... Imagine how much some companies would pay a mid/lower tier fighter on a McGregor undercard to wear their logo - these days you can imagine it being a lot more than the purse itself on some of the cards.

Obviously an Idaho Fight Night or whatever would be less lucrative, but still worth a decent bag to an up-and-comer.

For sure. Most UFC fighters, even in the early-mid 2000s, said that they usually made more in sponsor money than their fight purse.

I halfway understand why the UFC started charging fees for sponsors, but getting rid of them all together was a huge disservice to the fighters. Especially considering the UFC banked around half of the Reebok money after originally saying that 100% of it would go to the fighters.

 

[C0NCH3TO]

Other. I’d get the best hookers and smoke a cohiba while burning out them Ferrari tires.

 

[sonhow]

I would send money...

to myself!

 

[91 seconds]

Obviously the hot dog brander.

We were supposed to use the hot dog brander on ourselves.