We don't even know how many law-suits Juicehead has gotten out of at this point.
Jon has never intentionally taken any known PED or suppliment to cheat.. Jon has never cheated at all..
You see, the local Triad was after him for some debts, so they laced all coke in the area with steroids, just incase Jon jones ever had a sniff, then they could take him down from the shadows..
And to be clear, Jon never actually took said coke that the Triads had laced in his area.. There happened to be a homeless cokehead that stumbled and collapsed next to Jon jones hotel rental, crashed right down next to an aircon, and the mans coke pile spilled out and the steroid laced coke got sucked up straight through the aircon right into jons bedroom, and subsequently went up Jons nostrils while he was sleeping.
Then they tapped into his Dick Pill supply by attacking the local gastations near Jons training proximity, you see, the Triad are so advanced with their intel, that they somehow calculated that a 28 year old athlete at the top of his game, that works out non stop with excellent circulation and bloodflow, somehow still needed Dick pills to get hard, so they slid some roids' in them to make sure that no matter what, Jon fails yet again.
The car crash was also nothing to do with Jon, Jon was out partying and drove home in his early beta version of the Self Driving Tesla and while Jon was admittedly under the influence, since the Tesla was set to auto drive, he did assume there was nothing to worry about, so in the meantime, Jon had crashed out asleep from all the alcohol, so when he came to he simply assumed he had arrived at his destination and left the vehicle and headed back to his property, how was Jon to ever expect that his car crashed into a pregnant lady?
