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  1. Lavitz

    Lavitz Gust of Wind Dance

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    You are given ten tasks

    1. Run a sub 13 minute 2mile on a track.
    2. You vs your best friend (fight) you must win. Tap, Ko, etc.
    3. Lose 10 pounds in 3 days.
    4. Don't use the Internet for 6 months.
    5. Finish 3 large pizzas in 1 hour.
    6. Balance on one foot for 45 minutes with no support.
    7. Stay up for 5 days. No caffeine.
    8.Hand fight with an enraged chimp for 16 seconds.
    9. Preform 1000 sit-ups in 44 minutes.
    10. Evade a possessed lawn mower in a open field for 1 hour. The lawnmower is going 8 miles per hour. You can't leave the area. The area is 300 by 300 feet on flat land. The lawnmower is locked on to you.

    Which ones do you feel you can and can't do?
     
  2. Tebowned

    Tebowned Boise Dime.

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    For sure:

    2: I'd just drop down and heel hook him or take his back and RNC. I have Bjj and some MMA experience.
    3: Water weight easy. Fat no way.


    Possibly:
    5. I've eaten 2 before.


    The rest probably not. Too out of shape for 1, 6, 9, and 10.
     
  3. BearGrounds

    BearGrounds A great many scalps.

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    Not a shot I can pull off 5 and 7. 10 sounds impossible for any human. 8 I only think I can accomplish because I have an inflated sense of my own evasion capabilities and likely vastly underestimate chimp ferocity and explosiveness - but 16 seconds is a short duration and tempts me to claim I'd survive (almost certainly would get mauled).

    The rest I'd body.
     
  4. lakersfan45

    lakersfan45 That's sardo! No mr, accent on the do! Yellow Card

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    I could do 1, 3, 4, 5, and 9. Maybe 2 it would be a real toss up
     
  5. Ibis

    Ibis Participant

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    I've done all of those except for #s 7, 8 & 10. Want none of #8. Regret #2.
     
  6. AGGAMEMNON66

    AGGAMEMNON66 ———Villain———

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    Is it weird that I think eating 3 large pizzas in just one hour is the most difficult thing on that list?
     
  7. grimkitty

    grimkitty size 33 belt

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    I probably wouldnt do any of that.. whys the lawnmower after me?
     
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    bref Black Belt

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    I could beat up my friend. That's the only certainty on that list for me.
     
  9. bref

    bref Black Belt

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    Because your ass is grass.
     
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  10. Lavitz

    Lavitz Gust of Wind Dance

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    You cheated in a game of cards against it.
     
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  11. FierceRedBelt

    FierceRedBelt Red Belt

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    Safe to say I'd horribly at everything there except #2 to which I'd only lose modestly.
     
  12. TCE

    TCE Ruthless Platinum Member

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    3 & 7.

    I've done 7 many times.
     
  13. Bobby Boulders

    Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    I used to run 1 1/2 miles in around 9 mins, pretty sure I could run 2 in under 13.
     
  14. Dr Hannibal Lecter

    Dr Hannibal Lecter Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! Platinum Member

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    All except #1 and maybe #6 and #10 if I can't put it on it's back or something.
     
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  15. odog

    odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    I couldn't do any of those.
     
  16. irish_thug

    irish_thug Senior Moderator Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    1, 2, 3, 4, possibly 5-8
     
  17. Lavitz

    Lavitz Gust of Wind Dance

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    Maybe for those not accustomed to eating a lot. However, I feel the fear of engaging the chimp would be a one of the hardest tasks. Evading the lawnmower would be interesting. You would have to stay nimble and fast on your feet. Every minute that passes fuels your confidence but one small mistake could end it all.
     
  18. Dober4

    Dober4 Green Belt

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    I could lose ten pounds in one day.
     
  19. irish_thug

    irish_thug Senior Moderator Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    I could lose 10 pounds in one shit, after downing those three large pizzas.
     
  20. Alpha Omega Man

    Alpha Omega Man go on... Banned

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    is this you...

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