Ye old "eat, drink, and be married" thread

[jmac98]

p0nda, i may even add a nood on my page..... but then kev and jmac wouldnt be back for days...........

wut

 

[equus]

haha I know that feel bro. I am Al Bundy. It's become so second nature for me to have my hands in my pants, that I forget not to do it when we have company over. Apparently there have been several awkward situations that I was oblivious about. Sometimes I'll forgot to close the bathroom door, too.

I don't know. Something about being in my home, with my girl, and my balls firmly protected by my hand makes me feel pretty damn comfortable and safe.

edit: however, I have never scored four touchdowns in a single game.

you know ive tried to explain the ball protecting thing to christy..... ive also tried to explain how guys dont scratch their balls...its a roll and pinch. she just shakes her head at me......

 

[ToastFaceKilla]

yup -- the radz were only around for two seasons though.

I had played for the Jr. Bullfrogs as well, even got to play in the Honda Center (back when it was the Arrowhead Pond) in an exhibition game when I was 11. it was glorious.

 

[jmac98]

yup -- the radz were only around for two seasons though.

I had played for the Jr. Bullfrogs as well, even got to play in the Honda Center (back when it was the Arrowhead Pond) in an exhibition game when I was 11. it was glorious.

I was asked to tryout for the Radz, but I was carded in BC for jr hockey and couldn't.
I think they had a team too in BC. VooDoo or something.

 

[equus]

wut

i never realized quagmire was a lefty..........

 

[equus]

$5. says kyles kid comes out with one of these on his head.........

 

[jmac98]

why would his kid have a baby on his head?

 

[equus]

lol.... i actually thought that as i posted it..... "maybe i should say this hat......"

 

[v.kevin]

lol.... i actually thought that as i posted it..... "maybe i should say this hat......"

Great minds think alike. BTW, this thread is about to get archived. Who woulda thought.

 

[KyleInAction]

HA! Smarter than the Sherdog forums. Your family is freaking adorable v.

My complaint today isn't with my husbant, but rather with his work. He left here at 9 this morning to catch a plane to Winnipeg at 11.45 to arrive there at 1.30 (Winnipeg time). Meeting at 4.30, just the one mind you, then back on the plane at 7.30 to get home at 11.30. Fucking balls I tell you. BALLS. 5 hours flying for an hour long meeting. Does not compute.

Couldn't do it over the internet? Do they still use rotary phones?

Just kidding. If you're someone with presence and charisma, in person is the way to go. I hate being the only person who phones it in. What does he do?

you know ive tried to explain the ball protecting thing to christy..... ive also tried to explain how guys dont scratch their balls...its a roll and pinch. she just shakes her head at me......

It is a roll and a pinch! I swear I had this same conversation the other night.

It's just the pinnacle of safety. Maybe I've caught too many low blows, but when I'm sitting on my couch with my hand in my pants, I feel like I've stopped the advancement of the entire red army across western USSR in it's tracks. It's magical.

$5. says kyles kid comes out with one of these on his head.........

I can't show this to her. She will find and take that kid. If anything ever happened and she was infertile or I was shooting blanks, I'm certain we would become the Bonnie and Clyde of maternity wards.

 

[KyleInAction]

why would his kid have a baby on his head?

Did you see the stroke picture? I probably have radiation poisoning or something.

 

[KyleInAction]

Great minds think alike. BTW, this thread is about to get archived. Who woulda thought.

I thought it was pretty clear around post 500 or so. This things alive.

 

[jmac98]

Did you see the stroke picture? I probably have radiation poisoning or something.

haha, ya. with the tongue out. GOLD

 

[Henry Swanson]

That kid is frigging cute.

 

[MMA since 1993]

that kid has a cool hat (or whatever those are called)

 

[equus]

alright it just fucked up but heres the many faces of jack jack........


wait for it.........

bat baby jack

thor jack

wilford brimley jack

rodeo jack

jason jack

drunken crash landed ironbaby jack

this kid is my mini me

 

[MMA since 1993]

i lost @Wilford brimley jack. lmao!

great stuff Equus! cute kid you got there.

 

[v.kevin]

I absolutely love Diabetus Jack

 

[equus]

murdered elmo jack

spider jack

baseball jack

wolver-jack

obijack kenobi

ok im done sorry.........

 

[MMA since 1993]

obijack kenobi! oh man you're killing me here, ha ha ha