Linkuei:
Our only actual token black guy, Link is the mayor of Bootyville and one of the coolest mods on the interwebs. you don't believe me? SHUT YO MOUTH! if you want Link to love you, pm him pics of your womens fat ol asses.
LoneCoyote:
Lone Coyote is that guy who knows everything about everybody else but nobody knows anything about him. He's a fucking ghost, or maybe the NSA, or maybe a ghost NSA. He did slip once and told us he tried costco whiskey, and v.kev promptly busted a nut. The only thing that scares him is Irish Thug and his crossbow bolts with coyote written all over them. To be fair, Irish Thug's crossbow bolts would scare me even if they had puppies and flowers painted on them.
LongStoryShirt:
LSS was hilarious and he "was our life". he wasn't very good at rap battles but he was very good at getting banned by the mods.
MiCavalier / Cleamer:
Cavvy is a newly married guy who lives near the "Christmas Story" house. Hes often told he looks like a raper in his pictures and hes a notorious supporter of the University of Dayton and loves LeBron James. Cavvy is the main vbookie boxing creator and loves it when you bet $100 on his total rounds threads. He took a bigger beating in the YOEDBM fantasy football league than Robin Givens on date night in the late 80's. That's a Mike Tyson Reference so you understand Fwap.
The Mentalist:
One of the originals. he worked for his father in law at a little mom and pop hardware store. then it went out of business and he was looking for work for a while. he finally found it at the ship yards and he would on occasion come in and tell us how difficult it was and dip out right after his news. Sparky screamed at him one day for not engaging in conversation other than to dump his bad news and The Mentalist disappeared like one of Dexters victims.
MMAsince1993:
MMA is an original and anytime anyone has ever pissed him off he's invited them to come spar with him in the Dallas area. a great guy who looks out for his brochachos, he used to rock the Polamolu hairdo and smang the sistas. MMA is obsessed with safety razors as well. if you want to find your way to his heart, go antiquing with him for safety razors. safety razors. safety razors. safety razors. safety razors. safety razors. safety razors. safety razors. safety razors. he also likes safety razors.
NRFC:
I really don't know anything about NRFC either other than Kevin called him one of the FNG's and he hated that. a funny poster who maybe likes chocolate, fights and chicks? sounds ok to me!
OmegaBoy13:
A law enforcement guy whos in Montana and has a mile long driveway he has to shovel, hes been in and out a lot over the threads. a good dude whos reading comprehension sucks.
OSUDude:
Pete, oh sweet Pete. one of the best dudes on sherdog, OSU is a good family man/ banker by day, who has a hooker kill room in his basement by night. Pete once castrated a man for talking shit about MLB. He used a baseball and we're still unsure how he did it. Also don't say a bad word about IPA's or his super gay backsplash.
Philcam:
A regular in the early editions who has a Latina woman and was overly creepy with his questions about Mrs. Eq. a cornhuskers fan whos probably in jail now for stalking.
Phlog:
A fairly recent addition, when Phlog isn't carrying both of his new twin babies in his arms like dual footballs, hes sailing on a catamaran around the waters of Northern Africa hijacking Somali pirates ships. that's right, he is the captain now. I f you see him coming towards your ships, you best shove off and high tail it into deeper water because hes arming his torpedo tube and about to fire his mother in law in your direction.
Phreaxer:
Equus hated this guy when he came into the thread. he walked in, wiped his muddy feet on the rug and kicked his feet up on the couch like Rick James. But it quickly became apparent that Eq hated him because they were twins separated at birth. but like Arnold/ Danny DeVito twins where Phreax was the midget. He went through a period where his nutty wife made him quit the internet, asked for a self imposed ban and he was never heard from again.....
Sonny:
A bit of an OG in this world - Sonny is a long time member of the dog and recently entered the daddy hood. His son is likely to follow daddy's footsteps and become a powerlifter, and bench press nerds when in high school. Sonny is a member of the Canadian consortium in this group and he loves, loves, loves his Vancouver Maple Leafs. I mean Jets. I mean Oilers. One of those ice stick teams.
Sparky79/Heisenberg:
One of Eq's good friends IRL, Heisey is one of the resident electricians and ditch diggers. His son is being groomed to make daddy that NFL chedda and Spark hopes he one day plays for his favorite team, the Eagles. When he isn't filling his wifes wine glass with Nyquil severe for dat sleep sex, hes playing his playstation 4 supporting Santos Laguna. He recently got cable for the first time in years and can stop tormenting the shit out of Eq over it. His true passion in life is his new favorite program "The Wire" and his smartest move was to never date a woman of his own ethnicity.
Spoken:
Spoke recently moved from the Twin Cities to Waco to start his own bicycle riding cult. The recently married guy will school you on Jesus when he isn't busy jacking his body up trying to pick up a dumbbell in the gym. a bearded brother, he may be the single reason hipsters caught on so well in Portland.
Stoops:
Stoops is a cool guy who stopped by one slow afternoon to crack some jokes and diss Cav with praise of LeBron... and has apparently vanished. Jumped in for fantasy football and promptly jumped right out. Ask him what he thinks of unionistas with stickers on their hard hats.
Swansonm88:
Swanson is yet another Canadian poster. he gets really upset when you say anything disparaging about blackberry and gets even more pissed when you tell him denim and denim is called "a Canadian tuxedo". he loves to talk about free healthcare and rear endings. Even though hes in GSP country, his favorite fighter is Nick Diaz, which is odd. He also knows all the songs for the movie "Frozen" and his life was threatened yesterday by pete when he said baseball is boring.
Tec87:
Tec has been around for quite a while. hes a teacher who gets super pissed when you talk shit to him in fantasy football and hes easily manipulated to swap Tom Brady for Alex Smith when Smith is, well, still Smith. Tec teaches high school wrestling and also loves WWE wrestling. still not a bbm member, hes very much less cool than all the other married guys. if he got bbm, he would be much cooler.
Tomax/Josh:
Josh is tall as shit and hates it when someone insinuates that mountaineering isn't really a sport. he travels more than all professional sports teams combined over the course of the year and hes yet another Canadian member.
Ubertuna:
A tuna fisherman from Maine or somewhere out there, he posted about 5 times and Equus was an ahole who ran him off. Eq later learned that he was actually an I.T. guy in his own building who was pranking Eq. and if that I.T. guy is reading this, your wife and kids are UGLY.
V.Kevin:
Kev has been around for a LONG time. you may remember an old story about kev. back then his name was Lot and he lost his first wife when she turned to salt when they fled their home Sodom & Gomorra and she looked back. If you need to know anything about fantasy football and quarterbacks, just ask kev because he drafted 90% of them this season and he should know. he didn't use half of them though so maybe not. he was instrumental in choreographing some of Charlie Chaplins early movies. Kevin is also an expert at cooking briskets. and is obsessed with where that Malaysian plane is. GET OFF HIS LAWN!!!
WalkinDude:
Walkin is a diehard vbettor. He was the king for quite a bit before he learned that the struggle is in fact very real. walkin lives on the east coast and is a venomous supporter of the new York islanders, giants and Yankees. when he isn't posting parlays for mma he enjoys jamming out to 311 in his superman underoos. refuses to get the bbm. this is why I hath besmirched thee.
