Yard is Proper Fooked

[deadshot138]

Front yard looks like it has alopecia and the back yard has large grass less spots. Can I save this with some seed work or do I need to call people in to chop out the shit grass and lay down fresh sod? From what I've read in past threads, sod is no guarantee. It can fail to take and then you're out the money and effort.

 

[Belaya Smert]

Rent an aerator
Add weed and feed fertilizer
Buy field and turf conditioner and mix grass seed into the mix
Water accordingly

 

[Tone C]

Rent an aerator
Add weed and feed fertilizer
Buy field and turf conditioner and mix grass seed into the mix
Water accordingly

Or kill it with fire.

 

[Red Beard]

Human feces does the trick. Big Cow has been hiding the benefits of of the human stuff for years. I've sent out a blanket request to all your neighbors and they've agreed to help out. You must be liked.

 

[Belaya Smert]

Or kill it with fire.

Fucking HOA always trying to tell me how to live mah life. Thought this was America

 

[Cherry Brigand]

Front yard looks like it has alopecia and the back yard has large grass less spots. Can I save this with some seed work or do I need to call people in to chop out the shit grass and lay down fresh sod? From what I've read in past threads, sod is no guarantee. It can fail to take and then you're out the money and effort.

I did all my own prep and sod work a couple years ago. Saved a lot of money. Don't be scared of hard work, fatty!

 

[Fluffernutter]

Within the gaps of the lawn, sprinkle in clover seeds.

Once the clover takes over, you'll not have to worry about your lawn.

Less watering.
Can handle dog pee better.

 

[ralphc1]

Human feces does the trick. Big Cow has been hiding the benefits of of the human stuff for years. I've sent out a blanket request to all your neighbors and they've agreed to help out. You must be liked.

The city of Milwaukee has been selling their shit for many years.

Milorganite is a brand of biosolids fertilizer produced by treating sewage sludge by the Milwaukee Metropolitan Sewerage District. The term is a portmanteau of the term Milwaukee Organic Nitrogen. The sewer system of the District collects municipal wastewater from the Milwaukee metropolitan area.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milorganite

 

[Sweater of AV]

Cut your losses, sell the house and move into an apartment. Or go for a comb over.

 

[650lb Sumo]

Front yard looks like it has alopecia and the back yard has large grass less spots. Can I save this with some seed work or do I need to call people in to chop out the shit grass and lay down fresh sod? From what I've read in past threads, sod is no guarantee. It can fail to take and then you're out the money and effort.

Where do you live? (So we can get an idea of the climate)

 

[BFoe]

Front yard looks like it has alopecia

Don’t let Will Smith hear you say that.

 

[Red Beard]

The city of Milwaukee has been selling their shit for many years.

Milorganite is a brand of biosolids fertilizer produced by treating sewage sludge by the Milwaukee Metropolitan Sewerage District. The term is a portmanteau of the term Milwaukee Organic Nitrogen. The sewer system of the District collects municipal wastewater from the Milwaukee metropolitan area.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milorganite

 

[method115]

You have to figure out what caused the issue to begin with. My grass was dying like this and it was chinch bugs. Funny thing is as soon as I got rid of them I watched them destroy my neighbors yard. He had to resod and hired true green to maintain his lawn. I had to start following this calendar for my area where they tell you when and what products to put on your yard. Since I've been doing that my lawn is great. Back yard is still recovering from weeds but I nearly lost the whole thing so it's going to take some time. Got about close to 3/4 of it back so far but the rest is weeds.

 

[Goon Dog]

If you have a nearby university with an agricultural program, check if they offer soil analysis. This can tell you what the soil needs before you kill the shit out of new grass.

 

[William Huggins]

Concrete the lot...... Fuck grass

 

[deadshot138]

I did all my own prep and sod work a couple years ago. Saved a lot of money. Don't be scared of hard work, fatty!

Lol I'm pretty sure it was your thread I'm referring to when I said someone sodded their own. If you succeeded, I have complete faith I can.

 

[Streeter]

Least ya don't have a rabbit issue

 

[Contempt]

Artificial grass looks pretty good these days.

Fuck mowing and lawn care.

 

[deadshot138]

Rent an aerator
Add weed and feed fertilizer
Buy field and turf conditioner and mix grass seed into the mix
Water accordingly

Is there a reason to not buy one vs renting? The push ones are cheap,

 

[deadshot138]

Least ya don't have a rabbit issue

I did until I sealed the yard with panels lining the bottom of my fence