Wushu thread starting 101: Threads of Meth

[Nostromo]

How to start a shitty thread

1. Log on as Chernabog

 

[HARRISON_3]

You're getting a hooker stricly for fellatio?

 

[Pie is Evil]

This is the mark sanchez of threads.

 

[Forever Young]

This one of the few times I actually didn't read.

I will read almost anything. This was so awful that I skipped everything after the first line to tell you to go fuck yourself you meaningless sack of ass. This is a stupid fucking thread and you are a pathetic cretin who should apologize to everyone you come in contact with because your very existence is a detriment to humanity at large. Fuck you. I hate you.

 

[Nostromo]

more like a dirty sanchez

 

[GreenSpotPop]

Now this is my kind of thread. As an ex-self proclaimed expert at SP's and Escorts (I have since retired with a steady GF), being a regular of an SP has its benefits and drawbacks.

Lets start with the 2 OBVIOUS drawbacks are that she may become attached to you emotionally/or you maybe to her, and the second is that she maybe become reliant on you financially (asking to borrow money etc.)

Now the benefits (I use to have many regulars) can be really kick-ass too. For starters, they may give you discounts. Not like half-price off or some crap like that, but you get MORE TIME for your money. Lets say you book for 1hr or 2hrs; if she is comfortable with you, she may not even clock-watch and go overtime without charging you extra, or maybe even let you stay the night/or she stay the night without the extra charge as well. This has happened to me many times.

Another benefit is that her restrictions to sex (if she had any in the first place, such as no DFK, Digits, DATY, etc.) may become more open to you without any extra charge because you are a regular. I have also had this happen to me before; an example can be where an SP whom Ive first seen a couple of times would not DFK, or even peck on the lips, but after the 3rd time, she wouldnt even mind it and even encourage it.

These are my 2 cents, but then again, this SP better be HOT or have a VERY nice personality for me to repeat with my $$$$.

Let me know how this goes if you go regular heh

 

[mikecello]

I'm getting this weird feeling I'm no longer in the OT.

 

[GreenSpotPop]

An escort emailed you out of the blue? Sounds legit.

Most High-End LEGIT escorts that I know in my city ONLY deal through e-mail, and have professionally designed websites that require you to fill out reference forms to provide at least 2 OTHER reputable escorts you have seen to even see you. No joke.

 

[TeTe]

condoms are for teenagers.

 

[Pie is Evil]

Escorts are for ugly people.

 

[Michaelangelo]

Will read to no one.

 

[mikecello]

condoms are for teenagers.

No, condoms are for people who don't want teenagers.

 

[mikecello]

I noticed that TS high tailed it out of here.

 

[swirldog]

Meh. I'll stick with seekingarrangement, adultfriendfinder and ashleymadison. SPs make me uncomfortable due to the level of sleaze and overall lack of morals.

 

[Pie is Evil]

No, condoms are for people who don't want teenagers.

Condoms are for people who can't complete a proper body kick.

 

[Chernabog]

I noticed that TS high tailed it out of here.

To the gym. There is life beyond sherdog, didn't you know?

This one of the few times I actually didn't read.

I will read almost anything. This was so awful that I skipped everything after the first line to tell you to go fuck yourself you meaningless sack of ass. This is a stupid fucking thread and you are a pathetic cretin who should apologize to everyone you come in contact with because your very existence is a detriment to humanity at large. Fuck you. I hate you.

 

[Kophens**]

how to post on sherdog

1. Open browser
2. google sherdog forum
3. log into account
4. go full retard

 

[MAAATIIIN]

this thread really took off

 

[Chernabog]

Kophens is a master of the craft

 

[eBank]

I will not be reading any of that.

Best advice in thread. Only post I've read, or will be reading...