WTF News of the Day V1

[Doughbelly]

In here, we talk about the WTF news of the day.

Keep your dirty partisan political shit out of here.

First up: Man is selling British countryside air to Chinese for $100 a bottle.

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/02/08/world/fresh-air-britain-china-bottles/index.html

British entrepreneur Leo De Watts, 27, has made thousands of dollars selling bottles of British country air to Chinese buyers, but the price alone -- £80 ($115) per bottle -- could knock the wind out of many customers.

Setting off with a car full of empty jars at 5 a.m., the team "harvests" air in large nets and seals it in the glass jars before shipping it across the world.

 

[wlu29]

You already posted the crazy lawyer and her cuckold husband story for the day

 

[wlu29]

Chinese people are superficial and ignorant

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

 

[Doughbelly]

That was yesterday. This is today. Today comes after yesterday.

 

[bref]

Yeah, there's also a company in Alberta selling bottled mountain air to China.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news.../18/canada-is-selling-its-clean-air-to-china/

 

[Doughbelly]

You already posted the crazy lawyer and her cuckold husband story for the day

Also, I was thinking maybe doing it in this format - a WTF news thread versus an individual thread for each WTF news story. What do you think?

 

[SherdogGoat]

Maybe I should start selling my farts after capturing them in glass jars. The Chinese may not be interested but I am sure the Japanese will go crazy for it.

 

[Doughbelly]

Maybe I should start selling my farts after capturing them in glass jars. The Chinese may not be interested but I am sure the Japanese will go crazy for it.

If you were an attractive white woman, I know I could easily sell that for $100 a pop if videos were taken of the act of farting and sealing into a jar.

 

[Devout Pessimist]

Chinese people are superficial and ignorant

If you said that about any other race (well, except for white people) you would be called out for being racist.

 

[SherdogGoat]

If you were an attractive white woman, I know I could easily sell that for $100 a pop if videos were taken of the act of farting and sealing into a jar.

yeah but I ain't no attractive white woman so I'd b]drop the price to like $1 a pop

 

[Devout Pessimist]

If you were an attractive white woman, I know I could easily sell that for $100 a pop if videos were taken of the act of farting and sealing into a jar.

I know a few Arab men of the homosexual persuasion who will buy jars of farts from young white males. You have to send them pictures of your butt first.

 

[El Chimpo]

Someone in Florida was arrested for throwing an alligator in a wendys drivethru window

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

We do need an ongoing news thread.

It will either compete with the daily SJW outrage porn or become consumed by it, I'm curious to see which. I suspect the former because some posters would be out of a job if those "reports" were all confined to one thread.

 

[fightingrabbit]

Someone in Florida was arrested for throwing an alligator in a wendys drivethru window

Now this is the kind of breaking news that matters.

 

[El Chimpo]

Just imagine that shit...fuggin gator flyin at you lol

 

[M3t4tr0n]

If you said that about any other race (well, except for white people) you would be called out for being racist.

Not anymore bro. Lots of white people cry racism. The warroom is proof it's like storm front in there.

 

[Thai Otoshi]

Someone in Florida was arrested for throwing an alligator in a wendys drivethru window

Classic Florida.

 

[wlu29]

Someone in Florida was arrested for throwing an alligator in a wendys drivethru window

This is hilarious

 

[Loiosh]

If you were an attractive white woman, I know I could easily sell that for $100 a pop if videos were taken of the act of farting and sealing into a jar.

How much would the video cost?