WTF News of the Day V1

In here, we talk about the WTF news of the day.

Keep your dirty partisan political shit out of here.

First up: Man is selling British countryside air to Chinese for $100 a bottle.

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/02/08/world/fresh-air-britain-china-bottles/index.html

 

You already posted the crazy lawyer and her cuckold husband story for the day

 

Chinese people are superficial and ignorant

 

That was yesterday. This is today. Today comes after yesterday.

 

Yeah, there's also a company in Alberta selling bottled mountain air to China.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news.../18/canada-is-selling-its-clean-air-to-china/

 

Also, I was thinking maybe doing it in this format - a WTF news thread versus an individual thread for each WTF news story. What do you think?

 

Maybe I should start selling my farts after capturing them in glass jars. The Chinese may not be interested but I am sure the Japanese will go crazy for it.

 

If you were an attractive white woman, I know I could easily sell that for $100 a pop if videos were taken of the act of farting and sealing into a jar.

 

If you said that about any other race (well, except for white people) you would be called out for being racist.

 

yeah but I ain't no attractive white woman so I'd b]drop the price to like $1 a pop

 

I know a few Arab men of the homosexual persuasion who will buy jars of farts from young white males. You have to send them pictures of your butt first.

 

Someone in Florida was arrested for throwing an alligator in a wendys drivethru window

 

We do need an ongoing news thread.

It will either compete with the daily SJW outrage porn or become consumed by it, I'm curious to see which. I suspect the former because some posters would be out of a job if those "reports" were all confined to one thread.

 

Now this is the kind of breaking news that matters.

 

Just imagine that shit...fuggin gator flyin at you lol

 

Not anymore bro. Lots of white people cry racism. The warroom is proof it's like storm front in there.

 

Classic Florida.

 

This is hilarious

 

How much would the video cost?