WTF News of the Day V1

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  1. Doughbelly

    Doughbelly αlpha-nerdette, action scientist

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    In here, we talk about the WTF news of the day.

    Keep your dirty partisan political shit out of here.

    First up: Man is selling British countryside air to Chinese for $100 a bottle.

    http://edition.cnn.com/2016/02/08/world/fresh-air-britain-china-bottles/index.html

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  2. wlu29

    wlu29 Banned Banned

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    You already posted the crazy lawyer and her cuckold husband story for the day
     
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    Chinese people are superficial and ignorant
     
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  5. Doughbelly

    Doughbelly αlpha-nerdette, action scientist

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    That was yesterday. This is today. Today comes after yesterday.
     
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  7. Doughbelly

    Doughbelly αlpha-nerdette, action scientist

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    Also, I was thinking maybe doing it in this format - a WTF news thread versus an individual thread for each WTF news story. What do you think?
     
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    Maybe I should start selling my farts after capturing them in glass jars. The Chinese may not be interested but I am sure the Japanese will go crazy for it.
     
  9. Doughbelly

    Doughbelly αlpha-nerdette, action scientist

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    If you were an attractive white woman, I know I could easily sell that for $100 a pop if videos were taken of the act of farting and sealing into a jar.
     
  10. Devout Pessimist

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    If you said that about any other race (well, except for white people) you would be called out for being racist.
     
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    yeah but I ain't no attractive white woman so I'd b]drop the price to like $1 a pop
     
  12. Devout Pessimist

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    I know a few Arab men of the homosexual persuasion who will buy jars of farts from young white males. You have to send them pictures of your butt first.
     
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    El Chimpo Cruel Man Platinum Member

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    Someone in Florida was arrested for throwing an alligator in a wendys drivethru window
     
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    We do need an ongoing news thread.

    It will either compete with the daily SJW outrage porn or become consumed by it, I'm curious to see which. I suspect the former because some posters would be out of a job if those "reports" were all confined to one thread.
     
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    Now this is the kind of breaking news that matters.
     
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    El Chimpo Cruel Man Platinum Member

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    Just imagine that shit...fuggin gator flyin at you lol
     
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    Not anymore bro. Lots of white people cry racism. The warroom is proof it's like storm front in there.
     
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    This is hilarious
     
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    How much would the video cost?
     

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