View results: Which of these "egret facts" are actually true? (answers will be revealed in August)

  • Some are herring-eating herons

    Votes: 2 10.5%

  • Wealthy landowners, generally speaking

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Some have plum plumage

    Votes: 4 21.1%

  • They killed Geoffrey Epstein, but not Jeffrey Epstein

    Votes: 1 5.3%

  • Egrets have no regrets

    Votes: 6 31.6%

  • Egrets are particularly bad at discussing corruption

    Votes: 7 36.8%

  • If you feed them Alka-seltzer, it helps their indigestion

    Votes: 2 10.5%

  • They are one of only 1398 species who can make their neck & head into an 'S'

    Votes: 1 5.3%

  • Egrets fuck more aggressively in the presence of MAGA hats

    Votes: 5 26.3%

  • They actually have them at Sea World, and people really need to speak up about shit like this

    Votes: 5 26.3%

  • Hunto had a flock of egrets to inspire him back in his kickboxing days

    Votes: 5 26.3%
  • Total voters
    19
  • Poll closed .
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