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  1. LeftBench

    LeftBench Red Belt

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    I was about 3 seconds away from becoming the laughed-at-fool here at my workplace. I would have never lived this one down. That's right folks,

    I almost shit my pants.

    That would have sucked. But I made it to the bathroom and the smelly, half-solid, half-liquid mess is now flushed away to shit land. Thank the good lord no one got in my way while sprinting to that toilet.
     
  2. RAZOR1

    RAZOR1 Blue Collar

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    I am so glad I came back here.

    Was an AC/DC, walls were shakin kind of shit, a pollute the area and kill off civilians kind I bet.

    I was eating some Tooke Bros. Habanero chips and man when those mother fuckers made their grand reappearance in brown hue, I was sitting on a fuckin' comet. It smelled like hot, old yogurt and tabasco sauce, mmmm meaty.
     
  3. Meat Fist

    Meat Fist Senior Administrator Senior Administrator

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    LB, you poor shitting bastard.
     
  4. Garrett

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    Reminds me of a guy we used to play "quake" against - his nickname was "SOUPY- PANTS"

    Maybe that was leftbench in 1999.
     
  5. herecomestrouble

    herecomestrouble dope man

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    hahahaha, i fuckin hate when that happens, that happened to me last week. i almost knocked this older lady dpwn, she was in my way and afterward i felt like 20 pounds lighter.
     
  6. LeftBench

    LeftBench Red Belt

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    Haha Soupy-Pants. That would fit me well.
     
  7. RAZOR1

    RAZOR1 Blue Collar

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    HEY SOUPY PANTS!
     
  8. wondermut

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    Benn there!
     
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    Trying to be silent but deadly, I've filled my pants too.
     
  10. computer fogie

    computer fogie Senior Moderator Senior Moderator

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    I save a lot of time letting the plastic pants do their job.
     
  11. Kain

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    LOL this is disgusting
     
  12. Eric O

    Eric O Amateur Fighter

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  13. well im glad it turned out good! and i bet that it felt real good to take that shit!!!
     
  14. CriPpLer

    CriPpLer Gold Belt

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  15. Don2000g

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    Why the hell do you all hold it in that long? Hell when I need to go I'll just go. Imagine, you're holding it in and the restroom that you run to is occupied. Why risk it?
     
  16. J-Garden

    J-Garden Silver Belt

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    i'm speeding cause i'm touching cloth
     
  17. I.J.S.

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    that is why you run to the women's shitter and let loose and when you leave just pretend to be blind
     

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