I was about 3 seconds away from becoming the laughed-at-fool here at my workplace. I would have never lived this one down. That's right folks, I almost shit my pants. That would have sucked. But I made it to the bathroom and the smelly, half-solid, half-liquid mess is now flushed away to shit land. Thank the good lord no one got in my way while sprinting to that toilet.
I am so glad I came back here. Was an AC/DC, walls were shakin kind of shit, a pollute the area and kill off civilians kind I bet. I was eating some Tooke Bros. Habanero chips and man when those mother fuckers made their grand reappearance in brown hue, I was sitting on a fuckin' comet. It smelled like hot, old yogurt and tabasco sauce, mmmm meaty.
Reminds me of a guy we used to play "quake" against - his nickname was "SOUPY- PANTS" Maybe that was leftbench in 1999.
hahahaha, i fuckin hate when that happens, that happened to me last week. i almost knocked this older lady dpwn, she was in my way and afterward i felt like 20 pounds lighter.
Why the hell do you all hold it in that long? Hell when I need to go I'll just go. Imagine, you're holding it in and the restroom that you run to is occupied. Why risk it?
