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I want my kids to be much superior to myself. If I have a son, I don't want him to be like how I was growing up. Not that I was bad, but I want him to be his own person. I hope he achieves far more in athletics (if he decides to do so), and I hope he is far more successful financially than I will ever be. Same goes for if I have a daughter.
However, the one thing I wouldn't want my son to have...is a bigger schlong. I'll be honest, if we're taking a piss in a public restroom one day and I just happen to see out of the corner my vision that he's got a hog all the way down to his kneecaps, my pride as a man would be destroyed. I like the idea of being the master hammer holder of the family. I think secretly all men do. It's the one source of pride that we'll never give up.
Do you agree? Or would you in fact be proud of the little runt for surpassing you? Would you just not care?
However, the one thing I wouldn't want my son to have...is a bigger schlong. I'll be honest, if we're taking a piss in a public restroom one day and I just happen to see out of the corner my vision that he's got a hog all the way down to his kneecaps, my pride as a man would be destroyed. I like the idea of being the master hammer holder of the family. I think secretly all men do. It's the one source of pride that we'll never give up.
Do you agree? Or would you in fact be proud of the little runt for surpassing you? Would you just not care?