Would you stay with your wife?

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  1. fluffball

    fluffball Brown Belt

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    In all seriousness, if you magically became off the charts wealthy, like 500,000 million dollars, would you stay with your current wife?

    Every man will immediately answer 'no' in a joking way, I'm just curious if the answer sticks. Most celebrities stick with 'no'.

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    Edit: To be fair, I gave it legit thought and said no, even though I knew I would be happier with my current wife. I figure I'd start doing cocaine and eventually kill myself after like 7 years.
     
  2. Talent

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    500,000 million dollars? I'd buy my wife (if I had one) a massive, single diamond dildo and then go to the centre of teh Earth for shits and giggles.
     
  3. Judo Thai Boxer

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    The VC girls aren't even that attractive imo apart from Lima, I'd keep my gf.
     
  4. KidAlchemy

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    I have no idea what I'd do with that kind of money. I guess I'd buy a wife first.
     
  5. Judo Thai Boxer

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    VS that was supposed to be, damn dubs.
     
  6. Xhizors

    Xhizors Purple Belt

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    What wife?
     
  7. fluffball

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    It doesn't matter, when you're rich have all of them. That's the problem celebrities have. Be Axl Rose in the 80s and not have sex every night, I dare you.
     
  8. Judo Thai Boxer

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    Meh, there's no fun if you just buy it.

    Half the fun is the chase.

    When I was single I used to have sex most nights I went out.
     
  9. fluffball

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    Ya me too, but I didn't go out every night nor did Axl Rose buy it. Rich people draw it in.
     
  10. GODZILLA213

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    Yes, I would also live in the middle of nowhere. Crowds are not my thing.
     
  11. DizzyYeahYeah

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    Only Lima would be worth leaving somebody for. The rest, meh.
     
  12. Orgasmo

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    I'd buy myself some mercenaries and take over some African country, or at least carve out a region as my own kingdom.
     
  13. fluffball

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    They are examples! You don't have to only choose from Victoria's Secret models. You have all the money? Oh guess what, that hot 15 year old from the ice cream shop at Venice Beach is now interested in you. So is Barbara Walters. Do what you will.
     
  14. Madmick

    Madmick Zugzwang Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    You're both rookie nublets compared to the Don Juan greatness that is Breakitdown and AgentOrange.
     
  15. Jim Rockford

    Jim Rockford Banned Banned

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    i'm not married.... but a wife would've liked then loved me enough to marry me,when i was an average joe....of course i would stay with her.....i also wouldnt mix in those circles
     
  16. Judo Thai Boxer

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    I can't read their threads on dubbs unfortunately.

    I'm pretty young so there's still time anyway.
     
  17. fluffball

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    "Hey man, I just rented the IMAX Theatre for ourselves tonight, lets go watch Jaws, also my friend Katy Perry is coming and she's bringing Adriana Lima. We have 2 pounds of medical grade marijuana. You down?"
     
  18. Jim Rockford

    Jim Rockford Banned Banned

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    Like Every Sherdogger....Their Mom's Basement.
    thanks dude,but i'll give it a miss,like every friday,i'm rollin'......add to that...i don't smoke anything,never have......russell brand has been inside katy perry....and bieber may or may not have been inside lima.....and i've saw jaws countless times.
     
  19. fluffball

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    Clearly Adriana Lima and Katy Perry are untouchable because someone else may have had sex with them.
     
  20. Monstaboy

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    no i wudnt id just juggle her if she wana leave let her
     

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