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  1. cincymma79

    cincymma79 Silver Belt

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    Marry a woman whom is an uppity vegan crossfitter, third wave feminist, or was completely perfect but was born a man?
     
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    Valhoven ⨛heathed ⨜tance Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Is die an option? Lol...

    and who is** ;)
     
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    usfbrah Chronic gambler

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    irish_thug Meme Mod Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Well I usually say suicide is never the answer, but...
     
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  5. Codger

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    The feminist. I ain't marrying no man and I'd have fun taunting the crosfitter.
     
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  6. HunterSdVa29

    HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho Platinum Member

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    none, any poll that involves all answers having some form of 'married' is an automatic no=go for me.

    Seriously, other than tax purposes, what reason is there for ANY male to get married in 2016/7?
     
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  7. cincymma79

    cincymma79 Silver Belt

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    Because typing out every with this person forever and the other things marriage implies is lengthy and pointless when we have a short word for it
     
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    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    What the fuck is a third wave feminist
     
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    HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho Platinum Member

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    it involves one snatch for life tho, regardless of semantics?

    ya, I'm good on that
     
  10. Zer

    Zer Gold Belt

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    I'm gonna say the dude, so long as he's pre-op
     
  11. MixMartialFarts

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    Not the born a man, but I've have to see pics of the other 2 first to decide.
     
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    dc007 mr. white belt

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    I'll take the crossfitter. At least she'd have a nice ass.
     
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    HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho Platinum Member

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    uppity crossfitter might be ok, if not for Vegan

    you could just tune out the boring stories about crossfit and other nonsensical bs, you can't tune out eating at whack restaurants tho
     
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    I wonder which thing she would never shut up about? Veganism, Crossfit, or the patriarchy?

    Yeah, in this situation, I just wouldn't get married at all.
     
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    irish_thug Meme Mod Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    The current radical incarnation.
     
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    irish_thug Meme Mod Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    If being deaf were an option I may go for it.
     
  17. Roca

    Roca Banned Banned

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    First one. Not doing the man thing.
     
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    Well she won't be vegan for longg unless she's a lesbian
     
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    Not gonna cut it. Have you seen most feminists? It's like they purposely make themselves as ugly as possible. Or maybe they became feminists because they were so ugly that they couldn't attract a man if they wanted to? It's a chicken/egg sort of thing. Anyways, I'll pass on those trolls.
     
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    irish_thug Meme Mod Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Keep in mind she is a crossfitter.
     

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