Would you rather...

[ProBoxingInsidr]

would you rather fuck a goat and nobody ever finds out........or never fuck a goat but everyone thinks you did?

 

[Mike]

Hmm... I'm assuming this effect applies to porn as well. If so I choose no orgasm.



Gotta say this is one of the most fucked up hypotheticals I've ever heard of. Respect.

 

[sleepwalk]

Have every person you've ever met, meet, or talk to have the same voice of Gilbert Godfried.

OR

Never be able to orgasm again?

Two words: ball gag.

would you rather fuck a goat and nobody ever finds out........or never fuck a goat but everyone thinks you did?

Already taken care of, thank you very much.

 

[HelloJapan]

Fuck you.

 

[TheStrangler]

The TC never said that people in videos would suffer from Gilbert Syndrome, only people you have met, will meet or talk to, so I think you're safe there.

Props for finding a loophole.. but this applies to porn too

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

While banging I'd just picture the parrot from Aladdin and it would help a little bit.

 

[Tuf_guy]

My first thought is that if everybody had the Gilbert voice I might never orgasm again anyway.

You likely would, but you'd feel like your body betrayed you.

 

[TeTe]

Godfried for sure.

That's what earplugs, chloroform and balled up socks are for.