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  1. TheStrangler

    TheStrangler Dont be scared homie.

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    Have every person you've ever met, meet, or talk to have the same voice of Gilbert Godfried.

    OR

    Never be able to orgasm again?
     
  2. Gus Fring

    Gus Fring Brown Belt

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    wow
     
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  3. TheStrangler

    TheStrangler Dont be scared homie.

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    haha what? no answer?
     
  4. scorpipede

    scorpipede you do yo thang Baby Smurf

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    My first thought is that if everybody had the Gilbert voice I might never orgasm again anyway.
     
  5. TheStrangler

    TheStrangler Dont be scared homie.

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    that's the problem I am facing when thinking of my decision lol
     
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    loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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  7. scorpipede

    scorpipede you do yo thang Baby Smurf

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    even if I were alone, if the next door neighbors were outside talking the mood would be gone.

    It would truly cut down on the time of the day you could have a wank.
     
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    soggyfist Silver Belt

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    TheStrangler asking the tough questions.
     
  9. Striderx5

    Striderx5 麻ベルト

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    Kardashians ☆ sitting on the moon ☽

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    . . . Well . . . Either way I'm gonna end up tearing the flesh off from my face tbh. So . . .
     
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  11. Nuremberg

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    Seriously, THREAD OF THE YEAR.
     
  12. Prime Ang

    Prime Ang Kang Banned

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    Gilbert Gottfried, not even a question.
     
  13. mushishi

    mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    Wtf wrong wit you, bro?
     
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  14. chickenluver

    chickenluver Bookmobile Driver

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    I'd rather have everybody sound like Gilbert Godfried.

    I could pay hookers to not make a sound.

    Jerking to pron might be tough, those bitches usually don't shut up, if they sounded like Gilbert there goes that avenue to orgasm.
     
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    Y2Khaos Brown Belt

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    I'm gonna say Gilbert Godfried voice. It would be annoying as hell for a while but then you'd get used to it and it would be normal.
     
  16. The Senator

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    The TC never said that people in videos would suffer from Gilbert Syndrome, only people you have met, will meet or talk to, so I think you're safe there.
     
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    chickenluver Bookmobile Driver

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    <cheer>
     
  18. JSN

    JSN choo-CHOO!

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    hey fuck you man
     
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  19. EJAXXX

    EJAXXX "Not Bad for an Old Man" Platinum Member

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    Orgasms over everything >>>>
     
  20. EmpireShallFall

    EmpireShallFall Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    I'd rather never orgasm again than hear that fucking jew
     
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