Would you prospect for a Motorcycle Gang?

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  1. Bay Area

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    Ok so lets say a member of an MC gang approaches you with an offer of 4 million dollars after tax to prospect for his gang for a year and a half. You would have a pager, and would be on call 24/7... basically you would be a slave for the club. Some of the things you can expect while prospecting are:

    participating in gang bang sex sessions, standing guard of the club house in the sun for hours on end, cross country MC runs, with limited hours of sleep, waiting hand and foot on club members while they party for days on end, cocaine binges, the occasional broken jaw, getting rat packed for the slightest infractions, getting yelled at constantly, late night beer runs, having sex with toothless meth fiend women.



    Let's assume you know the MC gang member, and you have zero doubts that he will keep his end of the bargain. Further, this is a contracted arrangement. You will get paid. You would be able to break free of the gang once the year and a half is over.


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  2. AWESOMEACE

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  3. Ibis

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    I do not ride a motorcycle, so no. No I would not be a good candidate for all that stuff you just wrote.
     
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  4. AWESOMEACE

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  5. punky brewster

    punky brewster Black Belt

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    Nah, I don't hang out with pussies like that.
     
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  6. Uptown Swinger

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    In a van with yo bitch wIt both hands on her tits!
    I dont respect those corn balls but for 4 million count me in...then I'm out.
     
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  7. JAEGERX

    JAEGERX victorus aut mortis Platinum Member

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    fuck no, those scumbags dont deserve my respect
     
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  8. Fedorgasm

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    What does prospecting mean to a motorcycle gang? Is it like being a pledge for a fraternity?

    And would I get my jaw broken for asking questions like that? If so, I don't think I could survive a year and a half.
     
  9. Hearse Lightning

    Hearse Lightning Not an Uber

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    The wizard is the only person I deal with.
     
  10. Curly Peibce

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    White motorcycle gangs remind me of NuMetal, so no.
     
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  11. Serana

    Serana Destroyer. Platinum Member

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    No, thanks.
     
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  12. RawHawg

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    A few years back I saw a legit, notorious motorcycle gang here in Florida, the Outlaws, on the road. They were in a large group on the road and looked just how you would expect. They were all bunched up in a lane or two, and had another guy surrounded who had on the back of his jacket "outlaw prospect". He looked kind of scared to me.
     
  13. El_Dyablo619

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    Jesus christ....
     
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    Wouldn't be interested at all, lol @ those guys, agh
    My jimmies would get rustled left n right
    And I have yet to see one cute guy in a motorcycle gang
    Bahhh @ all of this
    Money def wouldnt be enough of a motivator in this case
    Bunch of misogynistic scum sucking slime
     
  15. thecrosby627

    thecrosby627 We Can NEVER go back to Arizona!

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    4 million? Do I have to play dress up with all the leather too? I mean, I'd do it regardless but I don't want everyone thinking I'm a tool. I bang the meth heads already anyway.
     
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  16. PAUonePUNCH

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    Whats with you and Motorcycle gangs TS?
     
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  17. Cptn1NSAN0

    Cptn1NSAN0 shows no mercy

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    For 4 million after tax I'll do anything those bikers fucking want me to (non-sexually of course)
     
  18. Pliny Pete

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    No Im already in a gang
     
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  19. Vomit Inducing Brutality

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  20. BigInJapan

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    yeah i'd do it. I'm bored and 4 mil would be sweet
     

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