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  1. RowdyLesnar Pumpin' & Dumpin' Threads

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    Marriage pact? Like if both of you were still single by the age of X then both of you will get married? A back-up if you will.
     
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  2. Cole train Gold Belt

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    I would make a pact that i will fuck her when her weight goes over 225 pounds if she gives me 40 percent of monthly pay
     
  3. Tyrannosaurus rex GrizzlyTitan

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    Probably not.

    f you like each other enough to get married, just do it now. If you don't like each other enough, it's probably a bad idea to settle just because you're 40 years old. You could still find someone who's a great match for you. And if not, it's probably better to be single than married to someone you don't genuinely love that way.
     
  4. Benjamin Burton Brown Belt

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    No cause she's probably overweight and has kids and is just desperate by that point. I'll never be attracted to women even close to my age. Under 30 only.
     
  5. Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    I feel no need to get married, so hard pass.
     
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  6. fingercuffs Bills Mafia Platinum Member

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    I did with my then best friend. Can't remember how it worked being he's older than me but 30 springs to mind. Everyone thought we were going to end up together anyway.
     
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  7. Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    So you were more than just friends at one point?
     
  8. fingercuffs Bills Mafia Platinum Member

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    No never. One of very few times it's worked okay, we lived together. It would have been a disaster if the sex was bad.
    We were inseparable for a long time, he took me to husband's first wedding who I met for the first time so pretty important friend!
     
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  9. Alphaboy Gold Belt

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    I've seen that on TV like How I Met Your Mother.

    I hope it isn't a real thing because it sounds like the dumbest shit in the world to me. Nothing says love, or life-long sacred oath like "hey, let's just get married by (X age) if nobody else wants us."
     
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  10. Patrick Jane 美猴王

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    No interest in getting married so no. Had a similar agreement about a valentine's day though.
     
  11. dc007 mr. white belt

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    No. Living alone is great. Living in a bad marriage is not.
     
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  12. EndlessCritic Steel Belt

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    A girl asked me to do this when we were teenagers. I found the offer pretty insulting overall.
     
  13. method115 Titanium Belt

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    Sure I'd do it. Knowing full well when the time came I wouldn't be doing shit. Girls love playing these sort of fantasy games with dudes when they hang out. So I wouldn't want to ruin their ridiculous fantasy with the hard reality of life. This is why I don't like having girls as friends they just like to do and talk about stupid shit.
     
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  14. Derousey Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    You might be Michael Scott.
     
  15. cooks1 No matter where you go-there you are Platinum Member

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    Would I make one????? Possibly.

    Everything depends on the terms.

     
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  16. Fedorgasm Gold Belt

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    I'd tell her I'm open to the idea but before agreeing, if have to bang her a few times to get an idea if we're sexually compatible.

    Then after we bang, I'd say, "sorry, you're not adventurous enough for me"

    And she'd be disappointed and ask what else she would need to do to convince me that she's adventurous, and that's when I lead her down a slow path to depravity.

    Before long, I'd have a completely submissive fuck toy.

    And when we reached that certain age, I could break the pact... Or hell, just marry her by that point because I've turned her into something worth keeping.
     
  17. fingercuffs Bills Mafia Platinum Member

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    It was the guy who suggested it in my scenario. It was really just a bit of fun, we didn't sign our name in blood or owt.
     
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    Futures contract on a highly volatile, "high-risk of deterioration" commodity?..

    H-m-m...
     
  19. Cpt Migraine Never out of likes..

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    Not bad.. even the devil posts on sherdog.. what's up bro?
     
  20. Fedorgasm Gold Belt

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    lol I'd never actually do that stuff in real life but the fact that I think that way probably would make me an effective devil. Like this dude
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    It's from a show called brimstone. And the devil was hilarious. He'd be talking to the main character about important stuff while simultaneously tying a homeless man's shoelaces together.

    Then a few minutes later you see in the background the homeless man stands up and then falls on his face.

    It has nothing to do with the plot, but he's just so evil he can't help himself lol
     
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