Would You Accept This Job?

[Arkridge]

This job pays 30k/week.

The job description is simple. You must stay in a small pitch black room by yourself from 9-5, Monday to Friday.

You are not allowed to bring anything. You are literally getting paid to do nothing

You must be awake during all 40 work hours for the week otherwise you do not get paid for that week.

And most importantly, you cannot quit this job until you've been doing it for at least a year.

Would you accept?

 

[faustian]

I'd rather smoke pole for $10k/sec

 

[JAEGERX]

hell no, you are getting paid to go insane

 

[kenetics]

Nope, I would lose my mind.

 

[callofdutyNBA]

What about bathroom breaks ?

 

[5crew]

This is similar to the job BayArea? suggested, sitting few inches in front of walls, but with higher pay.

No.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

I'd do it for a few weeks then get fired for sleeping or bringing in my iPad

 

[blakethemus]

Staying awake is a deal breaker for me. No way i could stay awake the whole time and therefore I wouldn't get paid.

 

[Killer Whale]

Id be sitting in there thinking about the $1,440,000.00 at the end of the year and what I was going to do with it. Anyone who says they wouldn't do that is a fucking idiot. You still have a life outside of the 40 hrs a week, pfffttt be a cakewalk.

 

[Killer Whale]

and can you beat box? haha

 

[Harukaze]

Am I free to do as I wish in the dark room besides sleeping? Can I sing? Can I dance? Can I shadowbox? Can I fap? Can I bring a... "friend" in to accompany me at work?

 

[Killer Whale]

do you have to sit still and be quiet?

 

[Cherdawg]

hell no, you are getting paid to go insane

If you're already insane this job is a win/win.

 

[faustian]

Does this jerb drug test

 

[Bukowski82]

Does this jerb drug test

Only for the pots...

 

[SpartanKhmy]

Can I still beat off?

 

[Strychnine]

Nope.

 

[metal]

Ehh, worth a shot. 30k a week. Fuck it, i could do it.

 

[TrippleOG]

i think if i did something like that i would have a panic attack and start punching and kicking my way out. I would go insane , money isnt the root of happiness in this case.

 

[faustian]

i think if i did something like that i would have a panic attack and start punching and kicking my way out. I would go insane , money isnt the root of happiness in this case.

You are weak