Would You Accept This Job?

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  1. Arkridge

    Arkridge Senior Moderator Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    This job pays 30k/week.

    The job description is simple. You must stay in a small pitch black room by yourself from 9-5, Monday to Friday.

    You are not allowed to bring anything. You are literally getting paid to do nothing

    You must be awake during all 40 work hours for the week otherwise you do not get paid for that week.

    And most importantly, you cannot quit this job until you've been doing it for at least a year.

    Would you accept?
     
  2. faustian

    faustian THE LOOSE CANNON Platinum Member

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    I'd rather smoke pole for $10k/sec
     
  3. JAEGERX

    JAEGERX victorus aut mortis Platinum Member

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    hell no, you are getting paid to go insane
     
  4. kenetics

    kenetics Red Belt

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    Nope, I would lose my mind.
     
  5. callofdutyNBA

    callofdutyNBA Brown Belt

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    What about bathroom breaks ?
     
  6. 5crew

    5crew Black Belt

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    This is similar to the job BayArea? suggested, sitting few inches in front of walls, but with higher pay.

    No.
     
  7. Anung Un Rama

    Anung Un Rama Idol of Millions Platinum Member

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    I'd do it for a few weeks then get fired for sleeping or bringing in my iPad
     
  8. blakethemus

    blakethemus Blake Belt

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    Staying awake is a deal breaker for me. No way i could stay awake the whole time and therefore I wouldn't get paid.
     
  9. Killer Whale

    Killer Whale Orange Belt

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    Id be sitting in there thinking about the $1,440,000.00 at the end of the year and what I was going to do with it. Anyone who says they wouldn't do that is a fucking idiot. You still have a life outside of the 40 hrs a week, pfffttt be a cakewalk.
     
  10. Killer Whale

    Killer Whale Orange Belt

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    and can you beat box? haha:D
     
  11. Harukaze

    Harukaze Brown Belt

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    Am I free to do as I wish in the dark room besides sleeping? Can I sing? Can I dance? Can I shadowbox? Can I fap? Can I bring a... "friend" in to accompany me at work?
     
  12. Killer Whale

    Killer Whale Orange Belt

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    do you have to sit still and be quiet?
     
  13. Cherdawg

    Cherdawg Silver Belt

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    If you're already insane this job is a win/win.
     
  14. faustian

    faustian THE LOOSE CANNON Platinum Member

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    Does this jerb drug test
     
  15. Bukowski82

    Bukowski82 Buckle up belt

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    Only for the pots...
     
  16. SpartanKhmy

    SpartanKhmy Purple Belt

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    Can I still beat off?
     
  17. Strychnine

    Strychnine Steel Belt

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  18. metal

    metal saying what i want Platinum Member

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    Ehh, worth a shot. 30k a week. Fuck it, i could do it.
     
  19. TrippleOG

    TrippleOG Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    i think if i did something like that i would have a panic attack and start punching and kicking my way out. I would go insane , money isnt the root of happiness in this case.
     
  20. faustian

    faustian THE LOOSE CANNON Platinum Member

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    You are weak
     

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