Worst verse ever?

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  1. Mr WorldWide

    Mr WorldWide Green Belt

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    I doubt anyone can beat Soulja Boy in Trigger Finger by Lil Wayne.
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    3:10

    So bad.
     
  2. Lights Out 101

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    This one comes too mind.


    I eat rappers with the rhyme, consume 'em
    The only fucking thing that you consume is time
    I'm super human, my world is like a Rubik's cube
    It's too complex girl, you assuming, cupids looming
    My mentality's caveman stupid woman
    My life is Truman show, all I have is music hoe
    I stopped chasing every chick under the sun many moons ago
    So pretend my dick is a balloon and blow
    Cause you better put a fork in it if you think I'm a lay here just spooning yo
    Oh you think you the shit 'cause I just said you was beautiful
    Diabolical, till the last molecule, down to my last hair follicle and cuticle
    Rotten to the core, to the bunghole all the way down to my soul, from my head to my toe...
    Ever since I was thirteen I learned how to sew, so shut my own booty hole
    Cause I ain't took no shit since I looked down to my nuts and saw my first pubic grow
    I told these stupid hoes when I come back I'm a set this bitch on fire
    And this time I don't mean I'm a pour gasoline on some chick and light her
    Cause this time when I fuck this world I'm put my whole God-damn dick inside her
    I ain't even put my tip in that hoe yet
    I'm go get Nickel and try to rip it wider.

    - Eminem
     
  3. Tobacco

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    Serous question: Do rappers ever grow up and actually mature in life to realize how stupid they sound?
     
  4. Viva

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    Did you just now realize this?

    Wayne's sucked for a while now dude.

    The whole "Real G's move silent like lasagna" lyric...
     
  5. j98

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    Pick any verse in this song

    "This ish could get heavy like tons of broccoli!"
     
  6. Viva

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    Plenty of them.

    Though some times an artist is living up to a persona or portraying a character.

    Or they appeal to a niche.

    If the fans want unintelligible, corny lyrics and they'll pay to hear it, so be it.
     
  7. berimBOWLoh

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    RBX on Eminems "Remember me" was pretty fucking epically bad....

    I get down like syndrome

    loco is the motion

    ill smack your ass like the train did that bitch that got banned from TV.....


    jeezus
     
  8. Viva

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    This is embarrassingly bad.
     
  9. BearGrounds

    BearGrounds A great many scalps.

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    Capaddonna's verse is so bad on this track, I'm amazed they even let it rock.

    If it was my album, I would have told him to rewrite it or forget about being on the song. It's such a terrible effort, it seems borderline disrespectful.
     
  10. PorkPiePusher

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    Any lil wayne drake baby etc verse
    All these new "rappers"
     
  12. Viva

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  13. Tobacco

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    Yeah, wasn't there a rapper around same time Biggie Smalls and Puff Daddy were blowing up who joined the church.

    Basically said to himself "I'm an educated person, why am I saying stupid shit in these stupid rap songs to stupid people". What was his name? Wore shiny outfits lol.
     
  14. Pliny Pete

    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Its gotta be something by Lil B
     
  15. Ignicious

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    Mase? think he's kinda back into rapping now
     
  16. BearGrounds

    BearGrounds A great many scalps.

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    You're thinkin of Mase.

    And you sound like a guy whose woman got banged out by a rapper.
     
  17. Viva

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    This.

    Based God got to his bitch.
     
  18. The Diplomat

    The Diplomat Peace Among Worlds

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    Or a guy who doesn't wanna add to the raping of the English language...
     
  19. Viva

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    Says the fuck boy using "Wanna" in a sentence.

    Laziness.

    WANT TO.

    smh.
     
  20. The Diplomat

    The Diplomat Peace Among Worlds

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    Someone feeling a little insulted?
     

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