Worst nicknames ever

Yes I am.
Btw the guys that talk the most about getting pussy are actually the ones that never get it.
Someone who bangs on a regular basis does not feel the need to constantly talk about it.

Sure, everyone acts the same.
 
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Uncle Creepy... :rolleyes:
 
Chase the Vanilla Gorilla Herman.

He has to emphasize hes Caucasian as almost to say you know what...
 
Do Bronx. Why would be proud of being from some ghetto shithole in Brazil?
 
"Sugar" is a sweet science reference. Then it becomes tough if Rashad calls himself that when the origin is Robinson and Leonard. A bit like a fairly good fighter calling himself The Last Emperor. Nah, not really. That makes it a bad nickname, the bad fit.
 
Nicknames in a sport tell you a lot about the “sport” itself.
 
Getting pussy is first and foremost important to heterosexual males.

It's ingrained in our DNA to reproduce and prolong the bloodline.

Of course homosexual males do not care about those things.

To answer your first question:

Joseph "The Ho Bag" Bochenek
Excuse me we care about getting laid!… just not with girls…
 
Kinda surprised nobody mentionned Nick 'The Ninja of Love' Denis
 
I'm not sure if it was mentioned or not but I can't decide whether "The Barn Cat" is among the worst or best nicknames.
 
What was Macy Barbers nickname again.<45>
 
Rory "Red King" McDonald

Rory fanboy here (I was convinced he would become WW champion in the UFC, I still think under different circumstances he could have been), but it was embarrassing when he kept changing nickname and insisted that he didn't come up with them, and that his teammates called him that.

"Waterboy" could have made sense, but when he started to push for "Ares" and "Red King" it became cringy.
Your buddies call your "Ares" at the gym?
Yeah right.

Shout out to David "The Soul Assassin" Terrell
 
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