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box_banger
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In high school, I had my career ended in one play. We were running a sweep and my job was to pull and block the safety. Easy right? Well, the guy dove at me head first with his helmet and speared me in the shin. I dont know who's seen the movie the Program, but my leg did the same thing. I was running top speed so as this tithead hit me, my body kept going forward but my leg stayed stationary. To make a long story short, my bone was shattered to the point that it protruded through the skin. I lost my scholarship to Baylor University, even though they were still nice enough to let me come there and all I would have to do is pay for it. (thank you very fucking much, assholes) I spent my last year of high school with my leg wrapped from the ankle to the top of my thigh. Spring Break in Daytona was a fun time, you know watching all my buddies at the clubs dry humping hot chicks on the dance floor while im trying to scratch my leg with a pool cue. Im not bitter though.
Here's another good thing that didnt happen to me but I saw. When I was in grade school, we went swimming in a pond. We were jumping out of a tree into the water. Well, my friend jumps in and fails to see the tree stump that is growing in the water. We've all seen this in lakes where there is a tree growing in the water. The branch stuck into his leg at the bottom and went up to his hip. I have never anyone in so much pain. We had to run home and tell his mom. He was fine the last time I saw him, but man a few inches over and he would've had one hell of a ball piercing.
Here's another good thing that didnt happen to me but I saw. When I was in grade school, we went swimming in a pond. We were jumping out of a tree into the water. Well, my friend jumps in and fails to see the tree stump that is growing in the water. We've all seen this in lakes where there is a tree growing in the water. The branch stuck into his leg at the bottom and went up to his hip. I have never anyone in so much pain. We had to run home and tell his mom. He was fine the last time I saw him, but man a few inches over and he would've had one hell of a ball piercing.