worst /cheesiest lyrics you've heard ?

[aduriz]

There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near

Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose


WHAT THE FUCK

forced rhyme is forced

 

[BJJ NINJA]

All Jayz lyrics.

 

[Zer]

This was legitimately a big hit. It's the worst song I've ever heard. I know someone who played in their band on tours lmao

I love that track. Me and my friends used to sing along to it back in the day (No homo). Although tbf the lyrics could have made more sense.

 

[WalkenWouldOwn]

I love that track. Me and my friends used to sing along to it back in the day (No homo). Although tbf the lyrics could have made more sense.

I hate you.

 

[mmabackyardigan]

I find many metaphors by Lil Wayne weak






And a lot of my friends just eat it up, "look he rhymed Romo with Promo and Homo...genius"
Which is when I usually play Nas (always prefer his style of writing/rapping to "weezy")

I'd like to see you come up with rhymes like that instead of just calling people out. He puts out more music than you can ever dream of, some of it won't be amazing.
But even Weezy's worst lyrics are better than most other rappers.
What have you done with your life that makes you able to look down on Lil Wayne?

 

[aduriz]

What have you done with your life that makes you able to look down on Lil Wayne?

not writing retarded lyrics like the ones posted above ?

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

Brass Monkey, that funky Monkey
Brass Monkey junkie,
Got this dance that's more than real
Drink Brass Monkey, here's how you feel
Put your left leg down, your right leg up
Tilt your head back, let's finish the cup
See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em
Leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

 

[DoctorStoppage]

Heard this garbage song for the first time in a while yesterday.

 

[RSmith47]

Insane Clown Posse - Miracles

Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?

And I don't want to talk to no scientist
Yall muthafuckas lyin and get me pissed

 

[Lost Limb**]

"Real G's move in silence like lasagna" - Lil' Wayne

"Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt" - Lil' Wayne

 

[peytonlucy]

Bon Jovi "Wanted Dead or Alive" - all the cowboy replacements - "steel horse I ride", "loaded six string on my back", "I play for keeps because I may not make it back (maybe if you're Dimebag Darrell!)

 

[Kadafi]

Mami's a narcoleptic, always sleepin' on Hov',
Gotta tie the back of her head like Deuce Bigalow.

Jay-Z

 

[Terror Zone]

There are way too many to choose from if I'm just picking from everything I've ever heard, I'll go with the corniest lyrics from something I'm a fan of. I think Death Threat are great but I've always been of the opinion that they have some of the worst lyrics in hardcore.



Dead at birth as we slowly decay
We're born only to fade away
We got no future, we got no hope
Our life is pain and it's hard to cope

We're born just to start dying
Do what we like, we'll keep defying
The odds of a generation gone insane
We're still alive, feel our pain

I got nothing but I still got friends
I'm fucking broke but I still make ends
I love my family
And all the friends who stood by me

Fucking terrible lyrics, still can't help but love the song.

 

[JonesBones]

Obviously not the worst, but bad:

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Yellow mother custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.

Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the english rain.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, They are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob goo

 

[Y2Khaos]

edit, WalkenWouldOwn already posted it

 

[Nihongi]

Frantic...tic...tic...TIC...TIC...TOC!!!!!

 

[Malas]

Anything from ICP

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

I love that track. Me and my friends used to sing along to it back in the day (No homo). Although tbf the lyrics could have made more sense.

Lol this. That song was legit

 

[jefferz]

Anything from ICP

Fuckin' Magnets, how do they work?

 

[Emporio Alnino]

I'll treat you like milk, I'll do nothing but spoil you - lil flip

just atrocious..