worst /cheesiest lyrics you've heard ?

Like MMA said, Lil Wayne, or any rapper these days.

Lamborghini, MONEY MONEY!

I agree about Lil Wayne, but just because the hip hop that is exposed to the masses is usually trash, I wouldn't tar it all with the same brush,

For example, Homeboy Sandman (I can't embed, sorry):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsNfgRrtzos

If I judged all rock music circa early to mid 2000's by what I heard all the time on TV (Good Charlotte, Limp Bizkit, Avril Levigne [I KNOW] etc..) that wouldn't be very smart either.
 
I agree about Lil Wayne, but just because the hip hop that is exposed to the masses is usually trash, I wouldn't tar it all with the same brush,

For example, Homeboy Sandman (I can't embed, sorry):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsNfgRrtzos

If I judged all rock music circa early to mid 2000's by what I heard all the time on TV (Good Charlotte, Limp Bizkit, Avril Levigne [I KNOW] etc..) that wouldn't be very smart either.

Sorry, I didn't mean it as the whole hip hop or rap, I meant these "MTV" rappers.
 
Anything from guys like Waka Flocka, Gucci Mane and the most of the rappers from the South. Dudes have horrible ABC rhymes.
 
That's like a white boy tryin' to be more n*gga than me

_Shaq

Knick knack Shaq attack give a dog a bone

_Shaq
 
All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho
A better line from that track:

"She got a big booty so I call her big booty."

Brought to you by the great lyrical genius 2 Chainz.
 
[Paul:]
Havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin'
How much you love me
Havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin'
What you're thinkin' of me
I can see it, face is glowin'
I can see in your eyes
I'm happy you know it

[Both:]
That you're havin' my baby

[Paul:]
You're the woman I love
And I love what it's doin' to ya

[Both:]
Havin' my baby

[Paul:]
You're a woman in love
And I love what's goin' through ya

[Paul:]
The need inside you
I see it showin'
Whoa, the seed inside ya
Baby, do you feel it growin'
Are you happy you know it
That you're

[Both:]
Havin' my baby

[Odia:]
I'm a woman in love
And I love what it's doin' to me

[Both:]
Havin' my baby

[Odia:]
I'm a woman in love
And I love what's goin' through me

[Paul:]
Didn't have to keep it
Wouldn't put ya through it
You could have swept it from you life
But you wouldn't do it
No, you wouldn't do it


[Both:]
And you're havin' my baby

[Odia:]
I'm a woman in love
And I love what it's doin' to me

[Both:]
Havin' my baby

[Odia:]
I'm a woman in love
And I love what's goin' through me

[Paul:]
Havin' my baby (havin' my baby)
What a lovely way of sayin'
How much you love me

[Paul:]
Havin' my baby
(havin' my baby)

[Odia:]
I'm a woman in love
And I love what's goin' through me
 
"shake that laffy taffy" sucks

"this is why I'm hot,this is why Im hot" sucks more

anything by soulja boy
 
A facebook friend thinks he's a song writer and posted this a little while ago.

"I love the look on your face when I pour my love onto you"

Not sure if that was an original or if he stole it, but I had a good laugh at his expense.
 
She got a big booty so I call her big booty- 2 chainz
 
"Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy"

"Be Be Be My BFF
Cause IDK what’s coming next
And I’ll be LMHO with the rest
So TTYLXOX"

"As long as you love me
We could be starving, we could be homeless, we could be broke"

"And I heard that Beamer was a loner
Her old man, the owner
And I don't even drink Corona's"

"Pop that pussy for a real *****
Pull out my black card, that's my lil' *****
Make a movie with your bitch, Steven Spiel *****
Smoking on Keysh, Cole, gimme me chills *****"

"Come and put your name on it.
Put your name on it.
Come and put your name on it.
Your name
Bet ya wanna put your name on it."

A facebook friend thinks he's a song writer and posted this a little while ago.

"I love the look on your face when I pour my love onto you"

Not sure if that was an original or if he stole it, but I had a good laugh at his expense.

We both know what he's really talking about pouring onto her.
 
I find many metaphors by Lil Wayne weak
"Get on my level, you can't get on my level, you will need a space shuttle or a ladder that's forever"

you ninjas suck like tony romo, no homo, when im all about my money i get paid for promo

"Then I beat her like a cop / Rodney King, baby, yeah I beat her like a cop / Beat her like a cop! Rodney King baby said I beat her like a cop!"

And a lot of my friends just eat it up, "look he rhymed Romo with Promo and Homo...genius"
Which is when I usually play Nas (always prefer his style of writing/rapping to "weezy")
 
This here's the queen of my double-wide trailer
with the ployester curtains
and the redwood deck.

Sometimes she runs
and I gots to trail her
dang her black heart
and her pretty redneck!

my name is Humpty
I like my Oatmeal lumpty!

Da haahh, da haahh
Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
 
This here's the queen of my double-wide trailer
with the ployester curtains
and the redwood deck.

Sometimes she runs
and I gots to trail her
dang her black heart
and her pretty redneck!


my name is Humpty
I like my Oatmeal lumpty!

Da haahh, da haahh
Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

Fuck you that song is awesome
 
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 1:]
Hip Hop Marmalade **** And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Chorus:]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 2:]
Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Repeat Chorus]

[Bridge:]
In the summertime girls got it going on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Verse 3]
Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Repeat Chorus]

[Bridge:]
In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it going on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Repeat Chorus]




This was legitimately a big hit. It's the worst song I've ever heard. I know someone who played in their band on tours lmao
 
Nicki Minaj
“Where All my dogs at…Randy/ Get off my dick, bitch…Andy/…Go against me nowwwwwwww, I dare you…Bambi”

I cringe everytime someone tells me she's a great rapper
 
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near

Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose


WHAT THE FUCK
 
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