worst /cheesiest lyrics you've heard ?

this facepalm inducing Papa Wheelie ( jason newsted's band ) chorus got me reflecting on some of the cheesiest lyrics i've heard , few examples :

metallica - frantic

megadeth - the mechanix

korn - kill you

 

Like MMA said, Lil Wayne, or any rapper these days.

Lamborghini, MONEY MONEY!

 

Lennon

 

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
Here's my number so call me maybe.

Damn, I don't want to write this ever again.

 

who wrote this atrocity ?

 

Cheesiest?

Aerosmith "Don't Wanna Miss a Thing"

Bon Jovi "Bed of Roses"

I consider myself a pretty romantic guy, but these guys make even me cringe sometimes.

 

Baby, baby, baby ohhh
Baby, baby, baby, ohhh

 

All the puke I'm throwing UP!
In the toilet this SUCKS!
Not a part of growing UP!
Only spoils it
Life is boring
Same old story
Get drunk, throw up, sleep all day
I am something
I'm not nothing
I can't let myself decay

Brian "Head" Welch - Flush

Anything KoRn related is good for some KoRnball lyrics.

 

That song about having sex with your P90x

 

anything from one direction or justin bieber

 

I never meant to cause you any sorrow
I never meant to cause you any pain
I only wanted one time to see you laughing
I only wanted to see you laughing in the purple rain

Purple rain, purple rain Purple rain, purple rain Purple rain, purple rain I only wanted to see you bathing in the purple rain

 

Agreed. One lyric is along the lines of 'you can't go to bed without your cup of tea'. Like who the fk are they singing about being in love with?! An 80yold?!

I would also like to nominate this one -

Rack city bitch, rack, rack city bitch
Rack city bitch, rack, rack city bitch

 

Look at this photograph
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red
And what the hell is on Joey's head

And this is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up
I never knew we'd ever went without
The second floor is hard for sneaking out

And this is where I went to school
Most of the time had better things to do
Criminal record says I broke in twice
I must have done it half a dozen times

I wonder if it's too late
Should i go back and try to graduate
Life's better now than it was back then
If I was them I wouldn't let me in

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, god, I

Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.

Remember the old arcade
Blew every dollar that we ever made
The cops hated us hangin' out
They say somebody went and burned it down

We used to listen to the radio
And sing along with every song we know
We said someday we'd find out how it feels
To sing to more than just the steering wheel

Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed
She's had a couple of kids since then
I haven't seen her since god knows when

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, god, I

Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.

I miss that town
I miss the faces
You can't erase
You can't replace it
I miss it now
I can't believe it
So hard to stay
Too hard to leave it

If I could I relive those days
I know the one thing that would never change

Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.

Look at this photograph
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
Everytime I do it makes me...

 

You win. That Tiga jackass can't write a hook to save his life. He just gets a phrase and repeats it ad nauseum. He makes Nickelback look like lyrical ninja rock gods.

 

I know it's a praised song, but: Elton John - Your Song. I always found it a bit lame when he went
"If I was a sculptor. But then again, nooo"

Rhytm Is a Dancer:
"I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer"

And our national treasure (tennis player) thought she should do a little charity:

The whole song is a disaster to say the least. But the chorus is on another level:
"You're my OX-OX-OXYGEN I'm breathing you, I'm breathing you, breathing you, I'm breathing you in OX-OX-OXYGEN."

 

No idea who wrote it but I think it was sung by Carly Rae Japsen

 

Senses Fail
The Priest and the Matador

Here I lie
I'm staring at
Clouds in shapes of
Dogs and cats
I hear a woman
Start to yell
Oh dear God I
Think he fell

I'm the arrow
Shot straight to hell
From the bow of William Tell
My body lies
Kissing the ground
Like a cross turned upside down

A priest is rushing
To my side
Begins to read me
My last rites
Father you're too late
My faith is weak
So won't you save your
half-hearted speech

I'm the arrow,
Shot straight to hell
From the bow of William Tell
My body lies
Kissing the ground
Like a cross turned upside down

A man bends down and says, "Son
we're gonna get through this one
take my hand and let us pray."
I scream, "Please get the fuck away."

I'm the arrow
Shot straight to hell
From the bow of William Tell
My body lies
Kissing the ground
Like a cross turned upside down

The ambulance is singing
As cops push back the crowd
I start to take my last breath
As blood pours out my mouth
The medics walk in my way
I think this could be it
I hear 'em start to state,
"The time of death is half past six."

I'm the arrow
Shot straight to hell
I'm the arrow
Shot straight to hell

 

Tyga is a lyrical genius.