worst /cheesiest lyrics you've heard ?

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  1. aduriz

    aduriz Banned Banned

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    this facepalm inducing Papa Wheelie ( jason newsted's band ) chorus got me reflecting on some of the cheesiest lyrics i've heard , few examples :


    metallica - frantic

    megadeth - the mechanix

    korn - kill you

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  2. Diktaattori

    Diktaattori ★☆★☆★

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    Like MMA said, Lil Wayne, or any rapper these days.

    Lamborghini, MONEY MONEY!
     
  3. the ax murderer

    the ax murderer Looking At The Stars.

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    Lennon

     
  4. The13

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    Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
    Here's my number so call me maybe.

    Damn, I don't want to write this ever again.
     
  5. aduriz

    aduriz Banned Banned

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    who wrote this atrocity ?
     
  6. Tycho Brah

    Tycho Brah You drink water, I drink anarchy Platinum Member

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    Cheesiest?

    Aerosmith "Don't Wanna Miss a Thing"

    Bon Jovi "Bed of Roses"

    I consider myself a pretty romantic guy, but these guys make even me cringe sometimes.
     
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    paratiddies ( o Y o )

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    Baby, baby, baby ohhh
    Baby, baby, baby, ohhh
     
  8. Jacob14

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    All the puke I'm throwing UP!
    In the toilet this SUCKS!
    Not a part of growing UP!
    Only spoils it
    Life is boring
    Same old story
    Get drunk, throw up, sleep all day
    I am something
    I'm not nothing
    I can't let myself decay

    Brian "Head" Welch - Flush

    Anything KoRn related is good for some KoRnball lyrics.
     
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    That song about having sex with your P90x
     
  11. Noob

    Noob ............ Banned

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    anything from one direction or justin bieber
     
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    I never meant to cause you any sorrow
    I never meant to cause you any pain
    I only wanted one time to see you laughing
    I only wanted to see you laughing in the purple rain

    Purple rain, purple rain Purple rain, purple rain Purple rain, purple rain I only wanted to see you bathing in the purple rain
     
  13. YPMG

    YPMG Patriot Nation

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    Agreed. One lyric is along the lines of 'you can't go to bed without your cup of tea'. Like who the fk are they singing about being in love with?! An 80yold?!

    I would also like to nominate this one -

    Rack city bitch, rack, rack city bitch
    Rack city bitch, rack, rack city bitch
     
  14. Monopoly

    Monopoly Out of mana.

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    Look at this photograph
    Everytime I do it makes me laugh
    How did our eyes get so red
    And what the hell is on Joey's head

    And this is where I grew up
    I think the present owner fixed it up
    I never knew we'd ever went without
    The second floor is hard for sneaking out

    And this is where I went to school
    Most of the time had better things to do
    Criminal record says I broke in twice
    I must have done it half a dozen times

    I wonder if it's too late
    Should i go back and try to graduate
    Life's better now than it was back then
    If I was them I wouldn't let me in

    Oh, oh, oh
    Oh, god, I

    Every memory of looking out the back door
    I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
    It's hard to say it, time to say it
    Goodbye, goodbye.
    Every memory of walking out the front door
    I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
    It's hard to say it, time to say it
    Goodbye, goodbye.

    Remember the old arcade
    Blew every dollar that we ever made
    The cops hated us hangin' out
    They say somebody went and burned it down

    We used to listen to the radio
    And sing along with every song we know
    We said someday we'd find out how it feels
    To sing to more than just the steering wheel

    Kim's the first girl I kissed
    I was so nervous that I nearly missed
    She's had a couple of kids since then
    I haven't seen her since god knows when

    Oh, oh, oh
    Oh, god, I

    Every memory of looking out the back door
    I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
    It's hard to say it, time to say it
    Goodbye, goodbye.
    Every memory of walking out the front door
    I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
    It's hard to say it, time to say it
    Goodbye, goodbye.

    I miss that town
    I miss the faces
    You can't erase
    You can't replace it
    I miss it now
    I can't believe it
    So hard to stay
    Too hard to leave it

    If I could I relive those days
    I know the one thing that would never change

    Every memory of looking out the back door
    I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
    It's hard to say it, time to say it
    Goodbye, goodbye.
    Every memory of walking out the front door
    I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
    It's hard to say it, time to say it
    Goodbye, goodbye.

    Look at this photograph
    Everytime I do it makes me laugh
    Everytime I do it makes me...
     
  15. gabelh

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    You win. That Tiga jackass can't write a hook to save his life. He just gets a phrase and repeats it ad nauseum. He makes Nickelback look like lyrical ninja rock gods.
     
  16. Thames

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    I know it's a praised song, but: Elton John - Your Song. I always found it a bit lame when he went
    "If I was a sculptor. But then again, nooo"

    Rhytm Is a Dancer:
    "I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer"

    And our national treasure (tennis player) thought she should do a little charity:

    The whole song is a disaster to say the least. But the chorus is on another level:
    "You're my OX-OX-OXYGEN I'm breathing you, I'm breathing you, breathing you, I'm breathing you in OX-OX-OXYGEN."
     
  17. The13

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    No idea who wrote it but I think it was sung by Carly Rae Japsen
     
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    Senses Fail
    The Priest and the Matador

    Here I lie
    I'm staring at
    Clouds in shapes of
    Dogs and cats
    I hear a woman
    Start to yell
    Oh dear God I
    Think he fell

    I'm the arrow
    Shot straight to hell
    From the bow of William Tell
    My body lies
    Kissing the ground
    Like a cross turned upside down

    A priest is rushing
    To my side
    Begins to read me
    My last rites
    Father you're too late
    My faith is weak
    So won't you save your
    half-hearted speech

    I'm the arrow,
    Shot straight to hell
    From the bow of William Tell
    My body lies
    Kissing the ground
    Like a cross turned upside down

    A man bends down and says, "Son
    we're gonna get through this one
    take my hand and let us pray."
    I scream, "Please get the fuck away."

    I'm the arrow
    Shot straight to hell
    From the bow of William Tell
    My body lies
    Kissing the ground
    Like a cross turned upside down

    The ambulance is singing
    As cops push back the crowd
    I start to take my last breath
    As blood pours out my mouth
    The medics walk in my way
    I think this could be it
    I hear 'em start to state,
    "The time of death is half past six."

    I'm the arrow
    Shot straight to hell
    I'm the arrow
    Shot straight to hell
     
  19. jukebox

    jukebox Guest

    Tyga is a lyrical genius.

     
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