this facepalm inducing Papa Wheelie ( jason newsted's band ) chorus got me reflecting on some of the cheesiest lyrics i've heard , few examples : metallica - frantic megadeth - the mechanix korn - kill you
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy Here's my number so call me maybe. Damn, I don't want to write this ever again.
Cheesiest? Aerosmith "Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" Bon Jovi "Bed of Roses" I consider myself a pretty romantic guy, but these guys make even me cringe sometimes.
All the puke I'm throwing UP! In the toilet this SUCKS! Not a part of growing UP! Only spoils it Life is boring Same old story Get drunk, throw up, sleep all day I am something I'm not nothing I can't let myself decay Brian "Head" Welch - Flush Anything KoRn related is good for some KoRnball lyrics.
I never meant to cause you any sorrow I never meant to cause you any pain I only wanted one time to see you laughing I only wanted to see you laughing in the purple rain Purple rain, purple rain Purple rain, purple rain Purple rain, purple rain I only wanted to see you bathing in the purple rain
Agreed. One lyric is along the lines of 'you can't go to bed without your cup of tea'. Like who the fk are they singing about being in love with?! An 80yold?! I would also like to nominate this one - Rack city bitch, rack, rack city bitch Rack city bitch, rack, rack city bitch
Look at this photograph Everytime I do it makes me laugh How did our eyes get so red And what the hell is on Joey's head And this is where I grew up I think the present owner fixed it up I never knew we'd ever went without The second floor is hard for sneaking out And this is where I went to school Most of the time had better things to do Criminal record says I broke in twice I must have done it half a dozen times I wonder if it's too late Should i go back and try to graduate Life's better now than it was back then If I was them I wouldn't let me in Oh, oh, oh Oh, god, I Every memory of looking out the back door I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye. Every memory of walking out the front door I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye. Remember the old arcade Blew every dollar that we ever made The cops hated us hangin' out They say somebody went and burned it down We used to listen to the radio And sing along with every song we know We said someday we'd find out how it feels To sing to more than just the steering wheel Kim's the first girl I kissed I was so nervous that I nearly missed She's had a couple of kids since then I haven't seen her since god knows when Oh, oh, oh Oh, god, I Every memory of looking out the back door I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye. Every memory of walking out the front door I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye. I miss that town I miss the faces You can't erase You can't replace it I miss it now I can't believe it So hard to stay Too hard to leave it If I could I relive those days I know the one thing that would never change Every memory of looking out the back door I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye. Every memory of walking out the front door I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye. Look at this photograph Everytime I do it makes me laugh Everytime I do it makes me...
You win. That Tiga jackass can't write a hook to save his life. He just gets a phrase and repeats it ad nauseum. He makes Nickelback look like lyrical ninja rock gods.
I know it's a praised song, but: Elton John - Your Song. I always found it a bit lame when he went "If I was a sculptor. But then again, nooo" Rhytm Is a Dancer: "I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer" And our national treasure (tennis player) thought she should do a little charity: The whole song is a disaster to say the least. But the chorus is on another level: "You're my OX-OX-OXYGEN I'm breathing you, I'm breathing you, breathing you, I'm breathing you in OX-OX-OXYGEN."
Senses Fail The Priest and the Matador Here I lie I'm staring at Clouds in shapes of Dogs and cats I hear a woman Start to yell Oh dear God I Think he fell I'm the arrow Shot straight to hell From the bow of William Tell My body lies Kissing the ground Like a cross turned upside down A priest is rushing To my side Begins to read me My last rites Father you're too late My faith is weak So won't you save your half-hearted speech I'm the arrow, Shot straight to hell From the bow of William Tell My body lies Kissing the ground Like a cross turned upside down A man bends down and says, "Son we're gonna get through this one take my hand and let us pray." I scream, "Please get the fuck away." I'm the arrow Shot straight to hell From the bow of William Tell My body lies Kissing the ground Like a cross turned upside down The ambulance is singing As cops push back the crowd I start to take my last breath As blood pours out my mouth The medics walk in my way I think this could be it I hear 'em start to state, "The time of death is half past six." I'm the arrow Shot straight to hell I'm the arrow Shot straight to hell
